Jul 1, 2025
ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor
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ELOISE BRIDGERTON + being mistaken for a suitor
Witch Hunt || NCIS 04x06 Gifs by markharmonparadise for me
So, short recap of this hell of a week
- starting with the US elections being the most dramatic ones ever
- Trump declares himself winner literal days before we get an official result
- The whole world's waiting for friggin Nevada to count their votes
- Trump wants to stop counting the votes, but at the same time not. He's confused, wants to involve the supreme court. Unclear why.
- with everyone's eyes still glued to Nevada, the CW airs a new episode of Supernatural, casually kicking the entirety of tumblr back into the year 2013
- Destiel becomes canon after 11 seasons / 12 years
- Castiel "dies" and somehow the internet turns it into a mainstream meme
- For about 12 hours everyone is convinced that Canon Destiel caused russian dictator Vladimir Putin to step down
- While all of us are busy freaking out about Destiel, Georgia turns blue, and we all find out via Destiel memes
- We're still waiting for Nevada
- Pennsylvania turns blue as well, and we find out via Destiel memes AGAIN
- Destiel-Antis are getting mad and Destiel-Fans are having an absolute blast after a single-word tweet. "COPE"
- Superwholock is crawling out of its grave and people bring back tumblr code and dashcon
- rumours about Sherlock season 5 to make the Superwholock chaos perfect
- Putin is NOT stepping down but that doesn't stop the memes
- Destiel is trending on Twitter ON TOP OF THE ELECTION, and it's trending in combination with Putin.
- still waiting for Nevada
- Trump declares himself winner again and gets mad at twitter for marking his tweets as incorrect
- Trump still tries to stop the ballot counting with wild accusations of cheating. Also, he really really hates the mail-in ballots.
- we still freak out over Destiel and find out that Dan and Phil dating is confirmed. Suddenly we're all 13 again.
- Trumps son tweets about starting a war
- while the whole world is STILL waiting for Nevada, Trump goes golfing, but not without declaring himself winner once more. Winner "BY A LOT".
- nothing from Nevada
- Trumps team send emails to people asking them for more money
- Biden wins Pennsylvania, now having enought electoral votes to win the presidency, fireworks all around the globe
- about 0.2 seconds after Pennsylvania has made Biden president, Nevada finishes counting.
- Joe Biden becomes the 46th President of the United States and a big bunch of people find out via destiel memes
- Trump lost the election. BY A LOT.
- "JOE IS BIDEN"
- we declare Biden the Destiel president
- Trump does not accept the election results. What a surprise.
- Trump is still golfing but his giant team of lawyers have dug up a bunch of people who claim to have witnessed cheating in the ballot counting
- Trumps lawyer team holds a press conference about their plans to fight against the cheating, leaving everyone confused about 1) their non-existent proof and 2) the very weird venue this conference was held at
- "stop the steal"
- we learn that Trump's press conference was held in the parking lot of Four Seasons Landscaping, not the luxury hotel Four Seasons.
- we also learn that Four Seasons Landscaping is located in-between a crematorium and a sex-toy shop
- Biden makes a speech and Trump finally stops golfing. Trump's fans are very mad at the democracy for being a democracy. They also hate socialism without even knowing what it means.
Happy anniversary tumblr!
an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard
well fuck how did we get here....happy superputinelection anniversary tumblr dot com!
Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!
Actual archaeology:
so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and
behold! an archaeologist
reasons people might be looking at you in public (that arenāt negative)
they like what youāre wearing.
you look like someone they know.
they recognize a piece of clothing or accessory youāre wearing.
they think youāre beautiful or attractive.
theyāre zoned out orĀ bored and people-watching.
they recognize you from somewhere.
theyāre hesitating to ask you something or give you a compliment.
theyāve seen you in that same place before.
you caught their eye.
you look like how they imagined a fictional character to look.
you remind them of something.
theyāre admiring one of your visual qualities (smile, stance, hairstyle).
The fact thatĀ ādolls having a tea partyā has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.
Back in the Old Days, women did socialize at tea parties.Ā So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.
But in Modern Times, women donāt have tea parties. So now, ādolls having a tea partyā is an echo of an extinct behavior, repeated through the years until itās no longer associated with anythingĀ ārealāāonly with play.
A Barbie themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.
So youāre saying the modern equivalent would be dolls having an multi level marketing sales party?
damn, spitting truths
why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?
Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.
Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesnāt sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic:Ā Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.
Happy Halloween! hereās a candy corn bisexual flagĀ
James always made a big deal about Siriusā birthday. Part for the fun of it, everyone laughed, and part for just being his best friend.
Itās my chest, isnāt it? (please watch Letterkenny)
Bonus face journeys:
Face Journey
āUnconventional view of Neuschwanstein castleā by | Miroslav Skopek
Schwangau, Hohenschwangau, Germany
one of my grandparentsā kittens taking a nap inside a toy truck
youāve probably seen the jokes about how archie andrews from riverdale went to war, but the producers refuse to say what war it was
but iām here to tell you that the reliality is stranger than you could possibly imagine unless you watch the show
this is archieās dress uniform
(the tepia overlay is present every time he wears it, i have not altered the shot at all)
this is archie and his buddy in the trenches, in their combat uniforms
yes I said trenches. that screenshot is from a flashback archie has to a member of his platoon loosing a leg to enemy shells in no-manās land. (he specifically calls it no-manās land)
Okay, so itās WWI. Thatās deeply weird, given Riverdale takes place in more or less the present day (thereās a weird amount of old-timey tech, but everyone also has iphones and laptops, so we can assume the old tech is people being retro), but itās at least an answer
but it gets weirder.
because we know what country archie was fighting in. his deployment was in uzbekistan.
now despite it being called a world war, not every country was involved in the first world war. uzbekistan did not fight on either side.
because the country didnāt formally exist until 1991
so in whatever parrallel universe riverdale takes place in, new york and the town of riverdale exist essentially in the present day, the soviet union has fallen, but former soviet union countries are still fighting a war which should have ended more than 100 years ago.
so thatās bonkers, but iām not done
in the episode in which archie decides to join the army, the school digs up a time-capsule from the 1940s and opens it. inside is a picture of four riverdale high students who were shipping out to the army the day after the time capsule was burried
the ghosts of these four WWII soldiers then appear to archie, convincing him that he should join up and fight
so to be clear, archie fought in the first world war, in a country which did not exist during the first world war, because he was told to by the ghosts of soldiers from the second world war, a war which could not have happened yet because the first world war is apparently still ongoing
and also itās the present day and archie owns an iphone
norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all
this looks like matty b raps took a blind homeless man to a basketball game instead of a nice family photo
fuck you thats not his name
what do i have to gain by lying on this site? what the fuck is in it for me? fame? fortune? clout? meaningless distractions. there is no pleasure greater than the knowledge of mingus lucien reedusā true name. and as i have suffered to gain this, so too shall you all. live as a flagellant and bleed in his name. our lord, mingus.
The Reedus familyās cat also has a weird ass name but the story is so cute and Norman is a great father omg
Chaotic good
