Midnight At The Oasis

Chef, Hufflepuff, Yarn-Lover, Grammarian, MOM, Klainer, LGBT and Women's Rights Activist, OMGCheckPlease

[funnydressesweirdhairanddance]

This. Is. Spectacular.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[nosebleedclub]

Tell me a soft memory

[lifeofbrybooks]

My oldest brother is 10 years older than me.

When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes — which was huge because, as the youngest of six kids, I lived in hand-me-downs.

He bought me a little navy blue, polka dot dress with a Peter Pan collar and red alphabet buttons. But, on picture day, I lost one of the buttons on the playground. I had a total meltdown because my brother spent his own money to make sure I had this new dress and I ruined it. I was a mess, totally inconsolable.

My teacher was also the mom of one of my brother’s best friends. She told him, and he, my brother and the entire football team searched the playground after practice for my lost button. Which they actually found.

My brother sewed the button back on himself in the car all while trying to explain that he wouldn’t have been mad even if I did lose it.

It was just a button and a dress.

But I did have one of those little red alphabet buttons sewn into my wedding dress.

[hockeyheart]

that last line got me to tears, sobbing

[books-in-order]

[books-in-order]

[retroactivebakeries]

“Leonard Nimoy, who played the most famous TV scientist of all time, Mr. Spock, came from an arts and theater background and in real life is nothing like his character. Yet he told me that because Mr. Spock and “Star Trek” have inspired so many young viewers to become scientists, researchers who meet him are always desperate to give him lab tours and explain the projects they’re pursuing in peer-to-peer terms. Mr. Nimoy nods sagely and intones to each one, ‘Well, it certainly looks like you’re headed in the right direction.’”

— NYT (via gq)

[shiftythrifting]

Found a lot of patriotic/political shit in Weatherford TX recently.

[afeelgoodblog]

This professor sharing about his most irrational fear with his class.

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[sogaysoalive-blog]

[wwwdid]

Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.

EVERYONE should repost this!

True love has no ending

Yes

[stockymaturemales-deactivated20]

Great!

[hotdadsbigcocks]

Aww…when do I get to blow them?

[hey-we-want-some-pussy]

That will be my Gordo and I in 54 years

[rockycole]

Beautiful

[oldladyklainer]

Mazel Tov on your wedding.  OLK

[agrondi]

Happy Mother’s Day to the Mothers of Glee!

[mandolinmonger-deactivated20130]

I drew this as a gift for the lovely Chatterboxrose. It’s an illustration for her fic We Can Dance Until We Die, which is beautiful and heartbreaking. ♥

[everythingfox]

(via)

[whattarush]

[cha-melodius]

@cricketnationrise

[everythingfox]

The ultimate eye roll

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x07 - Puppet Master

What Does the Fox Say? - New Directions and Pamela Lansbury

“Oh, it's from Blaine. He sends a gift to say sorry for missing the performance the other night.”

[everythingfox]

The ultimate eye roll