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This is the funniest fucking shit I swear
not to flex but i’m not straight
façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that’s extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge
there’s a heatwave moving through the US east coast and midwest right now with over 200 million people under excessive heat advisory/watch/warning and experiencing temps 90F+ with heat indexes well into triple digits and this feels foolish to say but please be careful
stay hydrated. you need to drink more water than you think. do not wait until you’re thirsty to drink water- if you’re thirsty you’re already dehydrated.
if you have outdoor pets do not let them out for too long. if the pavement is too hot for your bare feet it’s too hot for your pets.
keep all of your blinds closed during the day. if you have air conditioning don’t set your thermostat below 75F so you don’t overtax the system and help conserve energy. if you don’t have ac try to keep the air moving through your place as much as possible.
the sun is at its peak between 11am-4pm so avoid direct sun exposure for more than a few minutes at a time during those hours.
if you do go outside: sunscreen. sunscreen. sun. screen. highest spf you can get your hands on.
keep an eye out for people - heat stroke presents differently than dehydration but both can be deadly.
consider giving money (if you have it) to local shelters and food kitchens- this kind of weather kills and places that help the homeless and people in need will be needing extra support.
I know most of you know all of this already and we all act tough or whatever but this kind of weather is dangerous and we all need to be careful and take precautions.
Been out in said heat for work a few times. Its nasty.
signs of heatstroke/dehydration:
- heat cramps (sometimes called a charlie horse) - dizziness - stumbling - slurred speech - vaguely drunk-like symptoms all around
what to do when you see someone with these symptoms:
- get them to sit either in the closest shade or building - give them a cool damp towel to drape over themselves - if they are severely dehydrated, they can’t sweat like they need to. Pour water on them, cool but not cold as you don’t want to shock their system. - any kind of non-carbonated sports drink that has electrolytes. Gatorade is a good one. Severe dehydration cannot be fixed with just water, as it does not have all the sugars and electrolytes your body needs to recover. If you give a severely dehydrated/suffering from heatstroke person just water, you’re only going to make them piss out even more things they need to recover. - if they seem like they’re on the verge of passing out, call 911 while you’re doing the above steps. Your care as a lay-man first responder can be crucial to their survival and recovery, but if the situation is bad enough, the patient WILL need additional care and resources. - during any kind of assistance, be sure to check for medical jewelry, as the situation could be either un-related to the heat, or merely exacerbated by it. Check the wrists, ankles, and chest for any jewelry that may indicate if the victim has conditions that may alter what you can do for them. A person with diabetes, for instance, might be passed out due to their sugar intake, or depending on the kind of diabetes, may not be able to drink the Gatorade. In the event you call 911, be sure to tell the person on the other end about any kind of medical jewelry you find. It will help them dispatch the appropriate care. - remember to stay calm throughout. If the victim is still conscious, and can tell you are panicking, they are more likely to panic as well, which may cause their condition to worsen. Even if you think they are unresponsive, be sure to talk them through what you are doing in a gentle, calm voice. Those who are unconscious can often still hear things, so hearing a calm voice can greatly help. - before providing ANY care, you must assess the situation and make sure the surrounding area is safe for both you and the victim, and any others who may come along to help. This means if the victim was mowing the lawn, you must turn off the lawn mower. If it is on/near a road/parking lot, you must ask assistance from others in halting/redirecting traffic so you can safely move the person to a new area, or if unable to move, provide care right there. You must also make sure the victim is not just asleep - pat them on the shoulders and speak loudly and clearly, asking if they are alright. Do this about 3 times to be sure before continuing with care. ~ courtesy of the first aid/first responders class I took
ppl make fun of pinterest but at least their staff actually give a shit
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-department-to-lgbt-married-couples-your-out-of-wedlock-kids-arent-citizens
Watch the white gays start to give a fuck now.
First it was the Mexicans, legal citizens born here from immigrant parents, that were claimed as non citizens. Now it’s the children of gay parents. Don’t you see what’s happening? Disenfranchisement. Classic fascism. We’re heading towards a totalitarian regime folks. Trump is a white supremacist and him and his administration won’t stop until they’ve recreated Hitler’s Nazi Germany.
Hitler didn’t start as histories greatest monster, or he wouldn’t have gained the power he got. It was only after he became too powerful to be removed that he revealed his true nature. You have to look for the warning signs and there are a lot of them with the Trump administration. Like, big red flags with glowing flares.
The worst thing is that Hitler had to put some effort into gaining his power, while Trump has been waving his red flags as high as possible since the start and no one seems to care…
What. The. Fuck.
SPREAD. THIS. SHIT. NOW. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. DO. NOT. SCROLL. PAST. LOOK. AT. THIS. SPREAD. IT.
Love doesn’t leave you traumatized.
Listen to me, LOVE doesn’t leave you traumatized. What was happening to you wasn’t love.
Keith Haring in 1989: “Unfinished Painting”. Haring died few months after and this is his last painting. This is supposed to be a self-portrait. Haring knew he wouldn’t have enough time to finish it. This is one of the saddest but certainly the most powerful thing I’ve ever seen.
to clarify: this is a finished self portrait. haring did know that he would be unable to continue to work; this “unfinished” painting refers to that self-consciously as a visualization of how the aids crisis and government neglect robbed him of his life and future career.
i feel like this distinction is important? there are many artists who died due to hiv/aids and left unfinished work, but haring made this specifically to comment on his impending death. i feel like stating that it’s actually unfinished takes away some of his agency as an artist/activist/pwa and the political power of the work.
man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go
do you ever feel EXTRA touch starved like you’re just laying around and suddenly it’s just If I Do Not Experience Affection Right Now I Will Die And That Is A Promise
im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people
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