let me hear your elbows whisper

tessa. 25. upper east coast. degree in crafts/fiber arts. lots of fandoms (currently undertale, rick&morty, the young ones, cyborg00o, yyh), lots of fanart, lots of whining.

[teenmomcentral]

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF SUBWAY CHOKING ON MY FOOT LONG 😂😂😂

[suppermariobroth]

Fan-submitted artwork featured in an issue of GamePro magazine.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: GamePro (US), Issue 61, 1994

[frejann]

the best boi, absolute unit, why tf would u ever like any other character when u could like Okuyasu instead

[nau-see]

never forget

[e1ectros1ag-deactivated20170417]

actually the most important vine

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

where it all began

[connorundertale]

screaming french snowmen

[irreleventblue]

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so! after a good 5-6 years on this site, i don’t really feel the need to be on tumblr atm? like, my last post was over two months ago. i’m not going to delete or anything, but i might eventually purge my post and start new? idk. irl shit is great tho. 

[oldoldoldoldbutnotdeleted]

i just put in my three weeks notice at the porn store, i quit the liqour store back in november and started working at a work clothing factory next town over (that my mom worked at for years as a buyer/pattern maker and my aunt has been the executive assistant for 10+ years). i’ve been busy, very busy, working all the time and in three fucking weeks i’ll be done to one job i can survive off of.

so i’m pretty damn happy. 

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[murdocniccalsdakimakura]

@elegant-fleuret

[with-practice]

[andreauxminyard]

i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer

[quehermosadiosa-deactivated2021]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

[localstarboy]

#GetTinaThick2017

[clarknokent]

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

He started a foundation to help end hunger. It’s called Everybody Eats. From the Mission page on the site: 

“Everybody eats began on an ordinary summer day which consisted of me playing 2k with my cousin ken polo, until we stepped outdoors with some club crackers and made friends with deer in our neighborhood. I began to record videos of me feeding the deer for fun, I thought it was completely normal and I even decided to name them since I felt we had a special connection. The videos began to gain some buzz over the course of a week, but on the third day is when things got crazy, Money’s whole family came to my backyard, this is when I established the “Deer Squad,” which consists of Money, Baby Mama, Baby Bambi, Lola, Money jr., Canela, and Tequila. I fed them powdered donuts and marshmallows at first since I had nothing nutritional in my house at the moment, but I could tell that they loved the snacks by the way they all surrounded me without fear and ate swell. I developed a love for the Deer Squad, well I guess you can say the whole world did. In just three days I gained over 150,000 followers on Instagram, and over 40,000 followers on Twitter. I was feeling truly blessed, amazed, and honestly a bit confused on how these videos went viral. But, I realized that this opened a lot of opportunities so I started selling my own merchandise named “Everybody Eats,” a phrase I use when I talk to the deer as I feed them because I treat them equally, with nice snacks and genuine love.

Gaining all of these eyes on me made me realize I can make an even bigger impact on this world, and that nothing makes me happier than helping people. Only being 18 years old I decide to start my own nonprofit organization, not only to help the underprivileged, but to inspire and set an example to all of my viewers. Coming from a single-parent home, after school snacks were considered a luxury and holiday dinners were always something special to us as a family. Food brings people together and it also brings happiness to the table. The Everybody Eats Foundation focuses on helping single-parent families during the holidays and after-school kids year-round. The way I envision it, if I could do it then anyone can, and in today’s society it is vital for us help each other and let positivity be a major key in everyone’s life.”

[gluten-free-pussy]

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

[fluoritegalaxy]

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.

[knowtherealcost]

Can you pick the fib? #TwoTruthsOneLie 1. Cigarette smoking causes 480,000 deaths per year in the U.S. 2. Tobacco use is the leading preventable cause of death in the U.S.   3. Rhode Island was formerly known as Steve.

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I know this is an anti smoking things but lmfaoooo STEVE

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tag your friend who likes delinquent characters who are soft on the inside…

[kim-hu]

[blendinblandin-archive]

'Rick and Morty' Co-Creator Slams Trolls Attacking Their Female Writers

Exclusive: Dan Harmon sounds off: ‘I loathe these people’

Continues Harmon: “These knobs, that want to protect the content they think they own — and somehow combine that with their need to be proud of something they have, which is often only their race or gender. It’s offensive to me as someone who was born male and white, and still works way harder than them, that there’s some white male [fan out there] trying to further some creepy agenda by ‘protecting’ my work. I’ve made no bones about the fact that I loathe these people. It f—ing sucks. And the only thing I can say is if you’re lucky enough to make a show that is really good that people like, that means some bad people are going to like it too. You can’t just insist that everybody who watches your show get their head on straight … And I’m speaking for myself — I don’t want the show to have a political stance. But at the same time, individually, these [harassers] aren’t politicians and don’t represent politics. They represent some shit that I probably believed when I was 15.”