[oldschoolcool]

[honeybeebuddy]

hermit portraits: false

commissions here

[oldschoolcool]

Believe me when I say my jaw dropped like Jim Carrey’s in The Mask.

[scribblesonarock]

A quiet moment on the server ☕🐈

I just HAD to draw Stres and False chilling at Cleo's Kitty Cafe (with little Iskall and Etho in the background) I made this??? I made this!!! I'm so proud!!!

✨click for better quality✨

[oldschoolcool]

The Vault Hunters Dream Team taking a much needed vacation on the Hermitcraft server

[terracottakore]

big fan of suits 💼

[oldschoolcool]

Is that Joel? Or Bdubs?

I can’t tell. Sorry, OP, but I do love your artstyle. And not one but TWO Falses in business attire?! She’s so busy, how does she do it?! Big Business False xD I’m sure her briefcase can’t be far away. She’s just taking a business break, see.

Etho & Cleo (she/they) look fab too.

I wonder if it’s annoying when artists post their work they’ve clearly spent a lot of time and care on see comments where people say what else they’d like to see. After all, maybe they are so done with the artwork and even though it’s excellent, they want to move onto a new project.

And then someone will come along and say YES BUT WITH ALL HERMIT WOMEN in suits please please please.

But maybe these are their favorite hermits and they’re not interested with repeating content with more hermits.

I’m sure I’m faux pas-ing all over the place but CLEO and FALSE in different BUSINESS SUITS next to STRESS and PEARL and GEM all in BUSINESSWEAR having a BUSINESS MEETING about their BUSINESS, perhaps with scattered open and closed BUSINESS BRIEFCASES with BUSINESS PAPERWORK and BUSINESS CONTRACTS for how to split profits 5 ways after taking over the hermit world economy. nHo2?!

I feel dizzy and out of breath for some reason…

[riacte]

press x to doubt a rendog

this is a promotional post for false’s streams :3 they’re chill, they’re funny, and there was a debate on electric kettles or something today

[oldschoolcool]

This word mayhaps has fallen out of favor but damnit if I can say mayhaps I can say this: Ren’s simping for False is so pure and wholesome. He genuinely thinks the world of False. It’s too cute, it’s too pure, I love their friendship. False, on the other hand, is wary at all times. Like a badass should be.

And that’s why Ren will never beat False at anything. :3

[dailyfalsesymmetry]

a request for when you get back

false in OlympZITS!

day 101

you read my mind anon

[oldschoolcool]

I knew the instant they were paired together that Skizz would be a hermit for Season 10. I had my suspicions but this all out confirmed it. And I’m very excited about it!

[swamp-chicken]

11 years of etho and bdubs’ swinging pendulum of illness

[oldschoolcool]

This video is very cute but it’s missing one of my favorite Ethubs moment from Etho’s episode 117 (same episode as Bdubs POV where Etho says Bdubs loves it when he’s sick).

Later Bdubs asks him if he thinks people appreciate him recording while sick. Etho sounds so genuine when he replies at 31:00: “I hope so.” At the end of their recording Bdubs says it seems like Etho is waiting for him to say something else and Etho says at 35:26: “Y’know, you could’ve said ‘I hope you feel better’ but no, I think we’re done.” Bdubs responds: “You [a] grown man, I ain’t yer dad!” 😂 “Hope you feel better sweetheart!” Etho: “Aww, thank you!”

If only they knew that one day Bdubs would call Etho Dad…

[swamp-chicken]

Bdubs calling (timid, perenially lost) Etho pet names during OOGE - Kaizo Caverns, 10 years ago

[oldschoolcool]

kaizo caverns aka: a study in bdubs’ flirtation with etho.

the month it was released (2012 May) their subcounts were:

etho 197k

guude 67k

bdubs 56k

the video is a great summary but is missing a couple of good parts imo

from episode 11:

26:07 bdubs: “i gotcha ‘easy-e’. ‘easy-e’, baby! ‘easy-e’. It’s sexy and awesome.” guude: “what r u talking about.” “i was talking about his name, ‘sexual-e.’” etho: “whattt”

26:48 bdubs: 🎵 “not when you’re playing with ‘easy-e!’”

from episode 12:

22:40 bdubs criticizes vechs’ map. etho: “it’s wonderful, ok?” bdubs: “is that your boyfriend or something?” etho doesn’t deny it (+1 for etho’s complete lack of reactionary homophobia tbh): “hey, he’s- he’s going to add something named after me.” guude: “your boyfriend is?” etho: *adorably* “shut up” *laughs* “that’s why you’re not getting anything.”

26:29 guude: “what would your boyfriend say” etho: “kay, that’s not becoming a joke, okay?” *hits him with his bow* bdubs: “gotta be careful with what you say with the reddit.” (um, yeah, about that, bdubs… what’s all this about you stating in a livestream that you would read and reenact fanfiction of ethubs? dear lord.)

from episode 20:

10:46 etho: “i got your pants.” bdubs: “what are you gonna make me do to get them back?” etho: *under his breath* “oh god” “just put them on!” “i’m with a buncha weirdos.” bdubs: “not that weird.”

[vulqan]

there is. so much to unpack here.

TRANSCRIPT:

Bdubs: i did talk to him later about his diary entry where—uhh—the, uh, the kid said go brrt—"brrt"— to him and then, uh, ran away. uh—so, i talked to him about that. and—he said he really does feel like he's losing touch, and he said, like, "what's all this dark twitter thing?"

oh Etho, i'm so glad you asked! so i got to explain it all to him in-depth for about an hour. and as he perused the "slabtwt" he, ah—started gagging—but he knows, he knows!

yes! yeah, you think it was a big deal when i found you, now Etho's gotcha. he might not even interact, that's the scariest part, is he's not—i come in and i say "hi everybody! i found you!" he'd come in and he'll just stand there silent and look at you.

Chloe, thank you—for the $6.99—"why must you do this to us?" what? what—(laughs) you guys love it, c'mon.

i'm more famous than Etho! (pause) should be worried about ME. (pause) Etho might have more fans, and more people might love him, but as far as star power? i'm the ki—(laughs) the king.

Cal, thanks for the five. "i refuse to believe that Etho knows about darktwt shenanigans. standing there, menacingly. (copium)" he knows. i explained it to him, i told him exactly what to search for, and he—w—and—on the call he said, "oh! oh. (pause) ohh." (pause) and then silence.

don't worry, guys, he's fun, he's a valuable member of the community, okay? is—"stuff posted about Etho is a different flavor" it sure is. but that's fine. i had to teach him about shipping and all that stuff as well. but he's glad he knows now. (pause) (laughs)

(pause)

this is an even number roof. i'm sick.

(pause)

what?! (laughs) what! if you guys are gonna do the shipping stuff with me and Etho, then—a—a—and think he's not gonna know about it at some point, you're crazy. all right? these are the consequences.

(pause)

and HALF of that stuff he wouldn't be down for, anyway.

(pause)

(laughs)

(laughs) "only half?"

"billion dollar idea—Bdubs reads fanfiction ABOUT Etho TO Etho and records his reaction. i don't think his sweet Canadian heart could take it." i—c—no, it would never happen. it would never happen, i w—i w—i would pote—the, the idea of me reading it is very—you know, it's likely. anything for a billion views, you know? uh—i'd even act out the scenes, if, if it was a guaranteed billion. but—Etho—Etho's a better man. (laughs) he wouldn't lower himself.

END TRANSCRIPT.

[oldschoolcool]

*crumbles into ash*

[maskeraith]

how woild do you do 7 + 48 ???

40 + 7 = 47, 47 +8 = 55

40 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 3

(24*2)+(5+2)

100-48-7 = 45, hence 100-45=48+7=55

7/11 + 48/11 = 5, so 5*11 = 55

3+4 = 7, 40 + 8= 48, 7+48 = 55

7^2=49, 48-40=8, -> 49+8=55

100+7 = 107 and 107 + 48 = 155 so 155 -100 is 55

another way

Voting ended onApr 29, 2023

[oldschoolcool]

Hmm. I just quickly do it? I guess if I had to explain, I know that 8+7 is going to be >10 so I automatically add 1 to the tens place. So in my head I think 5 then do the math for 7+8 to get the ones place. 55.

[thefieldsareonfire]

eefo head canons ‼️

ok i have some etho head canons i need to write out

he has a scar through his red eye that goes from just above his eyebrow, down his face through his eye and knicks the corner of his mouth before stopping.

He no longer has any motor control for that eye and is pretty much blind in it due to the physical trauma, and he can’t actually open the eyelid. it can be like pulled up a little bit where you can see it’s all red

his bad eye creates a major blind spot on that side, but his hearing has always been really good and who needs eyes anyways! if he can’t see something to his side, he will usually hear it

he also has some depth perception issues so even if in theory he would be really good at pvp sometimes he just thinks you’re a little closer than you actually are

because of how the scar cut right through his mouth he is a bit anxious about what his smile looks like and all that, because it doesn’t stretch in quite the same way that it should so hence the mask

sometimes he’ll do the flip eyelid trick with his red eye to scare people. 9/10 times works at scaring the shit out of people (doc was the 1/10 that was not affected and he countered by pulling out his own heart /j)(but am i /j?? we’ll never know)

personally etho and bdubs are lovers and married but sometimes they’re not and they’re just silly like that. they cant kiss either way, bdubs is saving it for marriage

bdubs and etho are just the weirdest fucking people when they are together like. if you walked in on them hanging out, even with context it would make no sense how they got there. they could be squished together in a single straight jacket and be like ‘we were trying to clean the ceiling fan’ like nobody wants to find them when they’re alone because nobody wants to be a part of whatever that noise is

there we’re several of these occasions in the monolith with ren walking in on them and they’re just like entirely covered in poorly minced onions because they were originally trying to make soup and then it was like ya know do you cry when chopping onions? but somewhere along the line it turned into moisturizing bdubs back and they don’t know either ok

he walks into walls he’s just hot like that

like help girl i’m in your vents! oh no! we have to make out now

he kills all his plants because he forgets that he owns plants

ok i think that’s all for not i didn’t intend for it to be as much ethubs as it was but honestly it’s ok we’re vibing with it

[oldschoolcool]

I was on board until the onions bit. I don’t think OP knows Etho at all and just got lucky with all the other bullet points. tsk tsk

[hail-harvester]

[oldschoolcool]

Are these the words of a man that is washed up?

[sircyanic]

It’s you and me, always, forever

[oldschoolcool]

Session 7 thoughts and prayers

[swamp-chicken]

etho and cleo playing around on stream today

[oldschoolcool]

Anyone miss the good ol’ days before they were married when the flirting and chemistry was over 9000?

Limited Life did a number on them and I don’t know if they can recover from all the things that were said, especially Cleo’s eviscerating comments to Etho.

I love Cletho but after session 4, 5, and 6, their fun, flirty, lighthearted back and forths are painful. I was hoping for the absent father to fully ally with the Clockers but that’s out of the realm of possibility now.

I think in session 7 we’re going to see Bdubs ally with Etho to the death and vice-versa, with Bdubs forsaking his mother, brother, and cousins for his dad lol

[i-do-enjoy-ethoslab]

audio issue being him cryin perhaps? his mic got in the way when he's pulling out tissues u know, if only he'd get an actual mic stand

[oldschoolcool]

I’m feeling like Bdubs right now. Go watch his LP!!! He-he’s amazing, the best, he’s in his prime!

[cornercritter]

truesymmetry’s soliloquy.

anyone who has not seen the last thirty minutes of false true’s mcc scuffed is required to go and watch it, it is a masterpiece, complete with sad music, master cinematography, and a full-on monologue

[oldschoolcool]

I was watching live. This art perfectly captured the magic!

[tower-of-deceit]

limited life tracker

Statistics Episode 1 (2.5 hours) Bdubs,BigB,Cleo,Etho,Grian,Impulse,Jimmy,Joel,Martyn,Pearl,Scar,Scott,Skizz,Tango,Total Starting Time,24,

I've been making a chart to keep track of all the deaths, kills, and hours left for each player in Limited Life

I'll be updating it after each new episode for anyone interested :]

Under the cut are stats for each episode, and in the spreadsheet there are notes explaining each kill and death

There's also a page with timelines tracking how much time every player loses/gains over the course of each episode (with varying levels of detail and legibility)

[oldschoolcool]

Etho’s doing great. Really hope he gets an opportunity to be a boogie so he can make up some more time. Though that’ll just make him more of a target along with the other 4 who won’t change to red by the end of the session unless they die (BigB, Impulse, Scott, Tango).