Oleksa24

22 y.o. Ukrainian computer science student, nice to meet you no reblogs blog: https://www.tumblr.com/oleksa24-originals

[oleksa24]

WIP strawpage

My Art and text posts blog

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[iiryebreadii]

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[nicobloze]

Планетроніка українською мовою доступний вже на моєму ютубканалі. Приємного перегляду!

Дубляж Українською

Субтитри Українською

[help-mywife]

help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest

[nostalgebraist]

If you replace “wife” with “fiancee,” and “napping” with “sleeping after going to bed early,” this is me rn

[argumate]

if you replace “wife” with “master Frodo” and “napping” with “sleeping after Elvish surgery following an incident with a cursed Morgul blade” this is Sam Gamgee rn

[nicobloze]

Планетроніка українською мовою доступний вже на моєму ютубканалі. Приємного перегляду!

Дубляж Українською

Субтитри Українською

[nicobloze]

Планетроніка українською мовою доступний вже на моєму ютубканалі. Приємного перегляду!

Дубляж Українською

Субтитри Українською

[swagophile]

Me if I was a housecat: My life is a fucking night mare because I can't go outside and kill and eat mice and birds

Me if I was a field mouse: Im so happy that cat is inside and not out here

Me if I was a hawk: Thst mouse is sio fucking dumb. Im gonna kill that fuck ing mouse

[alsotranslatingpoststopolish]

swagofil

Ja gdybym było kotem domowym: Moje życie to jebany koszmar nie moge wyjść na ze wnątrz zabijać i zjadać myszy i ptaków

Ja gdybym było myszą polną: Ale sie ciesze że kot jest w środku a nie tutaj

Ja gdybym było jastrzębiem: Alw ta mysz jest gluoia. Za pierdole ta mysz

[ruinedchildhood]

[howthehelldoileave]

I hate that people never include the finished render when posting that. it looks so good it's a shame not to.

[have-you-been-here]

Southend Pier, Southend-on-Sea, Essex, England, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onAug 6

[what-even-is-thiss]

irl believe it or not I do run into people who find it weird that I regularly reread stuff like the Iliad and the epic of Gilgamesh and whatnot.

These days when someone says one thing like “I could never read that” or “I don’t know how people read that it’s so boring” or “why would you voluntarily read that?” I just reply with “Well, it’s a good book.”

This usually stops them from going on a rant about how much they hate English teachers or something.

[makokind]

can u imagine if comic sans had. serifs

[makokind]

actually nvm what the fuck is this shit

[thereisselfpreservation]

I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck.

[thereisselfpreservation]

For reference (heh)

At a glance, file name checks out. But!! Do not open a .vbs file!!!

[typecasto]

.vbs, .bat, .cmd, .scr, .msi, and .exe are all executable file types on windows! never open one of those files (or any file type you don't recognize!) from a stranger.

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.