Olento

who, me? nah, I'm just a worm

[olentowrites]

Hello! I write kinky porn, most of it quite dark. Please check the tags before jumping in!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Olento

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[lilkakow]

Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)

[lilkakow]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[sineating]

boy.radio for giddy up cowboys (x)

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[olentowrites]

The Mystery Spot 2: Electric Boogaloo

More Spots, More Mysteries

The Mystery Spot (but with dicks)

2 Spot, 2 Mysterious

Help me pick a name for this story..........

[olentowrites]

Midnight Run it is.

M/NB, this time it's an enby with a cock (to put it crudely but clearly) who's getting gangbanged in a fun and healthy "what even is consent" way ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I'll try to work on my old WIPs next, I promise!!

[olentowrites]

The Mystery Spot 2: Electric Boogaloo

More Spots, More Mysteries

The Mystery Spot (but with dicks)

2 Spot, 2 Mysterious

Help me pick a name for this story..........

[caelestifer]

✦ ✦ ✦ Fetisha

[caelestifer]

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[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[devilmeows]

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

[olentowrites]

If I'm supposed to sleep at night, then why does the summer night air smell so good?

[blurds]

do you have an "about" page with relevant information about yourself (eg pronouns, a name you go by, etc)? only i like your blog but always feel strange about following blogs with no face so to speak

I’ve answered this before so we’re going to do this bullet points style

-If there are categories of people you don’t want to follow please assume I belong to all of them

-If you need my demographic info before you can decide if you agree with my opinion or not please disagree with my opinions

-Please assume I am up to no good - this is a good thing to assume with any blog on here - even blogs with faces may be no-faces in disguise

-All of the information you want has been posted here at one time or another if you want to know but I like having that threshold of difficulty in place - if you want to get your creep on I want you to have to work for it

-I am hoping the irony of your having sent this ask anonymously is not lost on you

And, for all bloggers everywhere, a quick reminder: you don’t owe anybody jack shit!

[dickgraysonsptsd]

various dick grayson in peril illustrations by mitch ballard

[dickvanity]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?