Olento

who, me? nah, I'm just a worm

[olentowrites]

Hello! I write kinky porn, most of it quite dark. Please check the tags before jumping in!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Olento

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[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[yournewfriendshouse]

HAND CRANKED AND TWISTED

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[dancinbutterfly]

I hope Jules is getting a cock and a pussy unless they are not interested in that kind of thing

[finnglas]

I mean. I do have two cats but idk if I’d want a rooster. I like sleeping in sometimes.

[rennerei]

Melinoë ♨️ Nemesis

[olentowrites]

Shut up about hockey! Shut up about hockey!!

[olentowrites]

What if I quit writing and took up, idk, stamp collecting instead. What if

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[json-derulo]

the hot & sour soup from the chinese place in our neighborhood has a 100% success rate of improving or all-out ending my migraines. partner, scientist that he is, did some research into why that might be (and also anything else that might help me, since I try not to google my own symptoms due to my unfortunate tendency to WebMD myself into thinking I’m dying). that ultimately led me to try a daily magnesium tablet starting on saturday. I’m now 48+ hours headache-free for the first time in literal weeks. don’t worry, I’m keeping a level head about it. I know this isn’t a magical cure-all and it very well might just be a coincidence. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment scheduled for wednesday and I’m not canceling it. but holy shit, it’s incredible to feel like myself again. thank you partner. thank you hot & sour soup. thank you yummy minerals

[plumadesatada]

really taking all my mental strength here NOT to add that disco elysium Magnesium-Based Lifeform screencap

[json-derulo]

…?

[plumadesatada]

[json-derulo]

[olentowrites]

I'm horribly stuck on every single one of my WIPs (sorry folks) so I started tinkering with a new idea!! :D

I'm not usually super into omegaverse, but I had this sudden brainworm about a female alpha getting gangbanged by a bunch of (male) betas. Mostly because I want to use my frankly brilliant "knot & ball torture" tag again, lol. But we'll see how it goes...

[olentowrites]

Ope, had to abandon my first draft because it just wasn't going anywhere. But a change of setting saved me: it's now about a hot-headed detective who's been caught in the clutches of her nemesis, a mysterious and powerful crime lord. Oh no, whatever will happen to her? :3c

[olentowrites]

I'm horribly stuck on every single one of my WIPs (sorry folks) so I started tinkering with a new idea!! :D

I'm not usually super into omegaverse, but I had this sudden brainworm about a female alpha getting gangbanged by a bunch of (male) betas. Mostly because I want to use my frankly brilliant "knot & ball torture" tag again, lol. But we'll see how it goes...

[olentowrites]

Reddit is so wild. You can leave the most innocuous, neutral-positive comment, and people are still going to downvote it. Like... why?

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[draconym]

I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club

[draconym]

My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.

[nicesided1sh]

🧡💙

[homunculus-argument]

One of the best parts of tumblr are the conversations that are like "hey can we perhaps start saying normal things again?" replied with "no we're doing cum divination, get with the program."