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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

#sladick #they know what it is. that's not going to stop them from having the most insane unsafe nonconsensual sex possible tho #ship dynamics

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just got to a part in this book where a little changeling girl who's been esentially kidnapped by a fairy (calpurnia) says that she doesn't really remember her life before calpurnia kidnapped her, but that "i didn't have calpurnia, so i must have been sad". dare i say dick about bruce

#spitting up blood over this #dc #dick grayson

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Tshirt that says I'm With Holding

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reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

#well when you put it like that