Place Fucks in Trashbin

Hello, the names Jacob He/Him

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

teach me how to dougie october verssion: creepy how to mummy

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[escuerzoresucitado]

[earhartsease]

[niccamon]

people talk about bioshock infinite's story being bad, but you don't hear much about the gameplay. its also bad

[yellowyarn]

i always see sensory avoidant autistic people talking about how their favourite foods are all plain carbs but where are the sensory seeking autistics who live on garlic and spicy foods? the ones who will eat a straight lemon and hate buttered noodles.

[nesonkin]

[el-im]

[polyphonetic]

She took my ability to die in the divorce

[toothsome-coyote]

big L for twitter

[huffylemon]

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[redlipstickresurrected]

Osmanyueksel aka Osman Y. Bayram (Turkish, b. İstanbul, Turkey) - Ehl-i Keyf (Harbiye, İstanbul), 2008, Photography

[transfemininomenon]

bro why's the Panera app edging me rn

[transfemininomenon]

sorry i said this.

[marveldaily]

SPIDER-MAN 3 2007, dir. Sam Raimi

[canaydian]

you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man 

[cannibalchicken]

[momma-skeleroma]

[distant-himejoshi]

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on