Travel log on the dangerous planet

Captain Olimar, space age renaissance man 🌠 comedy oriented RP/ask blog run by @GenuineNoPrize

[yossyislandd]

jiren bring yellow on the white woman chart is making me laugh so hard. white woman status debatable

[yossyislandd]

white woman status

positive

negative

Remaining time: 14 hours 35 minutes

[cutecipher]

go to hell. die.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

normal people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is like renaissance oil paintings. tumblr people cant have discussions about ai art because they think all art is 3/4 bust drawings of what we do in the shadows characters

[animalcrossingpornenthusiast]

bust? i do that shit to Isabelle (from animal crossing) on the daily!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[marioposting]

[comikbook]

me coming on tumblr dot com telling people to send me asks

[cutecipher]

sure whatever

[kaylmao]

i feel like no one is taking this seriously. there is. a CHEETO. in the white house .

[cutecipher]

cnn says they microwaved it up

[cutecipher]

vacuumed

[cutecipher]

it has been revealed that warner brothers spent $1 billion trying to invent a way so that people could fuck the real osmosis jones

[olimar-captains-blog]

MESSAGE:

You mustn't try

--Olimar

[cutecipher]

the search was: quickly aging gif

[yossyislandd]

idk why you're so mad at me. your dog literally likes poison acid

[making-friendos]

Awkward

[making-friendos]

The sequel

[cutecipher]

i hate my stupid dipshit minions holy fuck

[cutecipher]

what piano what kids i need precious metals for electronics you dolts!

[warcraftmovie]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

this is what it looks like and feels like to eat beef stew

[minihood31770]

How it feels to eat beef stew.

Beef stew.

Stimulate your senses.

[olimar-captains-blog]

MESSAGE: I was looking for this and my wife was growing more and more concerned watching me put "how it feels to eat beef stew" into like 3 different search bars.

--Olimar

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[cutecipher]

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[dragon-daemon]

It's ok, I unlocked them for you

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

ive been making egg salad out of these, people love it

[cutecipher]

a blonde guy and a weasel are really mad at me