Travel log on the dangerous planet

Captain Olimar, space age renaissance man 🌠 comedy oriented RP/ask blog run by @GenuineNoPrize

[olimar-captains-blog]

They call her Midna because she really is mid

--Olimar

[cutecipher]

new saying for our changing times: its like shooting fish at the supermarket

[dogpuppy]

[olimar-captains-blog]

Z Broly might be the only bigger fraud in DBZ than Vegeta

--Olimar

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

[genuinenoprize]

All of the rides at Eggman Land were just off the shelf repaints

[mcaelius]

star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

[mcaelius]

sucking the juices out of yodas walking stick. ?

[olimar-captains-blog]

MESSAGE: I would do anything for a taste

--Olimar

[cutecipher]

dude its not funny my grandma died of pac-man fever

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[olimar-captains-blog]

Come The Fuck On

--Olimar

[cutecipher]

wallace and gromit faked the moon landing

[cutecipher]

im sorry Blender i do not like Big Buck Bunny's design

[jthqp]

[bewbin]

nasa trying to eat the moon

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

Operation Pac Man is a go

[cutecipher]

dbz really has some filler

[cutecipher]

does there really need to be a fake Namek

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[charl0ttan]

[thyrell]

[cutecipher]

why is it so hard for people in dragon ball to understand goku? hes a strong guy who likes to fight?