Minihood

He/She/They I guess I do Tumblr now Also Minihood.eurosky

[esthermika]

no more mr nice guy! (it's miss nice girl now)

[esthermika]

miss nice girl says all meanies should stop that right now and she pouts all cutemode-like

[yearning-time-baybee]

i just really want to be, like, fawned over.

hold me. hug me. kiss me. tell me im pretty. play with my hair. give me so much attention. please make me feel so special.

[betterbemeta]

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

[mayakern]

hello

[rabbitkinglune777]

its us...(I'm a system)

[rabbitkinglune777]

im glad ppl are nice, besides CJ being scared and needing extra comfort, i want other systems to be comfortable here (only if they want) and that if you suspect you're a system it wouldn't hurt to explore those aspects of yourself instead of repressing it

I still struggle with repressing my plurality but I'm trying my best to be open and embracing it

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[rabbitkinglune777]

towel girl

[rabbitkinglune777]

goddamn ppl LOVE towel girl here,,,,I'll draw her more soon

[toskarin]

why did you RB that Elizabeth Holmes shit 😭😭😭 that girl is a con artist

you must be mistaken, I'm talking about elizabeth holmes, the CEO of blood

[virtualgirladvance]

They messaged me "she's doing some touhou shit to my penis" last night. I- I thought they were just memeing...I didn't...I could have done something-

No, I should have known. Fuck... Okay, I'll let their mom know. Hey is it okay if I ask how they are? Closed casket huh, yeah figured. Okay yeah I'll call Mrs. Hussie now. Thanks.

[virtualgirladvance]

forgot about this one... no really i dont think i wrote it...

[hemipenal-system]

insane long shot but do i have any followers who speak mongolian? (i think it's mongolian)

i think this is one of the most beautiful songs i've ever heard and i would really like to know what the words mean

[hemipenal-system]

thats very funny because that's actually also why i have it. i do of course also just like the music and listen to it recreationally, but something about Egschiglen's music is just so so dragon rider-y to me

[sailatina3]

I used to use reddit

[the-punforgiven]

Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time

[the-punforgiven]

Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

[maseratus]

@demilypyro

[dragongirlsweetie]

if you criticize anything, no matter how calmly and how minor your grievance is, people treat it like you're saying you Hate it with every fiber of your being and you think it Shouldn't Exist and that everyone Responsible for bringing it into existence should be Shot and everyone who likes the thing should Also be shot. and that's the big problem with like all discussion everywhere

[minihood31770]

I can't believe you would say you Hate discussion with every fibre of your being, and think it shouldn't exist and want everyone who talks and the person who invented talking to be shot.

[dragongirlsweetie]

if you criticize anything, no matter how calmly and how minor your grievance is, people treat it like you're saying you Hate it with every fiber of your being and you think it Shouldn't Exist and that everyone Responsible for bringing it into existence should be Shot and everyone who likes the thing should Also be shot. and that's the big problem with like all discussion everywhere

[dragongirlsweetie]

when a dragongirl is wearing a crop top and you can see her ventral scales. send post

[posthumousprincessparts]

PLEASE HELP TWO TRANSFEMS IN DANGER

hi there it's princess/nova back again, i'm really sorry i have to come here like this but me and my wife are still struggling abandoned by our families and unable to reach any of our friends. we've been trying to survive without me being exposed to harassment but at this point we're going hungry. we don't have any income and need help affording food for ourselves and our kitties please if you can, donate. I would be so truly thankful

v3nm0: @Crow-Forgemaster , @Prince-Nova

c@sh@pp: $dragonforgedbutch , $StrayNova

and for people from outside of the USA, i take donations on my F@nsly: @lil_puppy_nova

[hand-inthe-dragonsmaw]

Hey everyone im Crow, Princess' wife. Princess was deleted in the middle of the night and she didnt even get an email about it and all of her posts have seemingly been wiped from the website again. we still need donations, the living situation just becomes worse with each new termination that happens

also, just as important, if anyone could reach out to me or @hyenapup-aphros, especially if you were mutuals or talking to princess, she desperately needs community and people to talk to who care

[hyenapup-aphros]

and! if anyone has any posts of hers, please send them our way!

[hand-inthe-dragonsmaw]

hey all, sorry to do this again, but our car broke down and we need to get it repaired but that kinda leaves us stranded in the middle of nowheres-ville, hick central without a car or anyway to get to a store

any help would be wildly appreciated!! please, this is really scary

[weepingwidar]

Anna Weyant (Canadian, 1995) - Woman in Nightgown (2026)

[dragongirlsweetie]

how come nobody ever shares the green science goo that turns you into a lizard with meeeeeee