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Oh wow, I can't believe 2015 is 10 years ago

olioviol

Hi. It's the past Axol, if you still call me that.

I scheduled this from 2021, October 15th.

I hope I'm still active, and if I'm not, that's a shame, I'm sure I miss you guys.

Happy new year by the way! Hope the pandemic is over, heh.

But yeah, 2015 is officially 10 years ago, which is a lot.

I'll leave now, I don't want to cause any time paradoxes. Goodbye!

goodbye, everybody. it's been a pleasure to have you here.

#logging off

vampmilf

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

prank idea: put melted butter on a bucket, then kill someone with a rock. drink the butter

millenial luigi

poison-ivy-on-drugs

godh8er-deactivated20220626

how could op just leave out the resolution like dat

jasper-rolls

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

jasper-rolls

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means