on the corner of caravan and parfait

nagspeake enthusiast. the basic eight enjoyer. fiction podcast listener. willow 2022 mourner. mortposter. etc.

[hadesisqueer]

Looking back, Fried Green Tomatoes really had everything: feminism, abusive racist pieces of shit getting what they deserve, murder mystery, period butch-femme lesbians raising a child together and everyone knowing they're a couple and being cool with it, southern accents, cannibalism. Like really, everything.

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[fairyhagmother]

me about the random side character number seven from book series for children: nobody understands her like I do raaaah

[jacobsnicket]

happy pride month to sunny baudelaire meeting isadora quagmire and immediately clocking her as gay

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

heeeey guys I'm having a Discussion™ with some people and I need you guys to settle something for us.

Okay, so there's this book series. Let's call the main character Protagonist Lastname. Now, Protagonist Lastname's parents do not ever appear on page and are very rarely discussed. We are given these specific facts:

Protagonist Lastname had both a mother and a father.

Protagonist Lastname's father is named Jacob Lastname.

On the official Lastname Family Tree (aka the main family line), only one parent is labelled for Protagonist Lastname and their siblings. This parent is labelled with the initial "E." Due to context from the tree they are the one who was born with the Lastname surname.

Bearing this in mind, what is the logical assumption?

"E" is the name of Protagonist's Mother, Jacob may have taken her surname

Jacob must be a nickname/middle name and his legal name starts with "E"

Voting ended onJun 4

[happily-negative]

lemony stop reminding me that had u known that you'd never see it again, you wouldve taken a longer look

[patema-introverted]

mom friend gotta feed his KIDS

[lemonysnicket]

Rialto animatic be upon ye!!!!! (SPOILERS AHEAD)

It's jessamy butcher centric because I am who I am but consider it a tribute to rialto as a whole and all of its beauty :) (IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE IGNORE THE CHANGE I HAD TO FIX A TYPO LOL)

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[olivegardenarchive]

whats up guys

this blog:

blue-vein-tavern -> olivegardenarchive

new blog:

blue-vein-tavern

[eyesteeth]

it’s never stated what age jacques is when he does the cow disguise but i like to imagine it’s when he’s a teen, at the same time as atwq, so when lemony is thinking forlornly about his siblings, jacques is in a field standing very very still, eyeing the nearest tractor.

[eyesteeth]

illustrated my thoughts

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[frogf1shing]

We… are Buddy Aurinko crime family

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[eyeballsoup7310]

A messy jess in my attempt to fucking draw again

[lemonysnicket]

Hey so this is my favorite art ever of all time it's so serious

[dogpuppy]

[lemonysnicket]

i love rialto with my whole entire heart and so excited that it officially drops today!! to celebrate i finished this Jess/reever piece that i started literally when the book was announced SO ITS NOT SPOILERS!!! and trust when i do make actual rialto fanart i will mark the spoilers appropriately… but i like imagining my beautiful blorbos getting to be whimsical….they are offered so few opportunities to do so 😭😭😭