my name is jeff

what am i doing with my life

[teenscoolest]

[lassieposting]

Lucifer: [playful, shameless flirting Always but never crosses the line into harassment or unwanted inappropriate touching]

Lucifer: [accepts chloe turning him down for sex despite never having been rejected before, and never pressures or shit-talks her for saying no to him]

Lucifer: [immediately jumps to the defence of a woman who killed her rapist]

Lucifer: [respects sex workers]

Lucifer: [stops when Linda tells him no when he tries to kiss her, even though he’s drunk off his ass]

Lucifer: [refuses to sleep with Chloe while she’s too drunk to consent even though he’s been trying to get her into bed for months]

Lucifer: [remembers every single person he sleeps with, makes sure they all have the best night of their lives with him & never kicks them out before morning]

Lucifer: [flings a dude through a wall for calling a murdered woman a ‘stupid bitch’]

Lucifer: [never uses his childhood abuse as an excuse for shitty behaviour, and always owns up and apologises when he’s out of line]

“Not All Men”

You’re right, Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil, supposed embodiment of evil, Satan himself, King of Hell and Himbo Extraordinaire, would never

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

[luciferdecker]

{insp}

[over-a-rainbow]

Couldn’t resist

[grooviestmutation-deactivated20]

creds to my drinking pal 

[ilovelucifermorningstar]

The Kermit tea sipping meme featuring The Devil

[queenlokibeth]

This is the funniest fucking screencap i have ever taken

[approximately7raccoons]

[approximately7raccoons]

Cute things to call your significant other

• Honey • Darling • My love • Sweetie • Just another pawn in my fathers game • Human • Detective • DeTeCtIvE

[adeles]

Show yourself! I’m no longer trembling.  Here I am I’ve come so far. You are the answer I’ve waited for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself! Let me see who you are. Show yourself! Step into your power. Grow yourself into something new. You are the one you’ve been waiting for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself.

Frozen 2 (2019)

[mam-te-moc]

Watching how Elsa easily overcomes all obstacles in Ahtohallan I would like to see how average people go this route, even after Elsa made it so easier. Like one day Anna pays Elsa unexpected visit but she finds out that Elsa is not in Northuldra village, but in Ahtohallan. So everyone goes to Ahtohallan, what with a frozen sea is quite easy. But after entering an ice cave they find out that Elsa forgot to adjust the path for people without powers. Hilarity ensues.

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[riibrego]

how to draw a rat step 1: draw any shape step 2: congrats

[morndas]

when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything

[emilysbluntz]

[kimidakewooooo]

 #someone explain to me how i dont even watch this show but i feel the chemistry

^

I live for these tags.

[gabriellatellers]

oh look i found some more (all these from this post alone too)

#that was me before i watched the show tbh #its the reason i even started the show

# YES I DONT EVEN WATCH IT BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

#i may need to catch up on this show

#i dont even watch this show #but like i need to watch just for this ship

#OH HEYY THEY’RE DATING #im so glad and i don’t ever watch the shwo

#I don’t watch this show but I ship them so goddamn fucking hard

[gabriellatellers]

hey i saw some more (still from this post)

#THIS IS ME #i stopped watched when they arrived at neverland #but jfc i want to start watching again just because of these two idiots

#my reaction to catching episodes of ouat at home #like who is this pirate and why is he so in love with emma swan and i need to catch up to see it happen

#like i don’t understand #i ship these two sO MUCH #and i’ve never heard them talk

# I AM THAT TAG # they’re so cute punch me in the face #captain swan #is that the name

#i don’t watch the show # but I SHIP IT SO MUCH

# i totally know; # i stopped watching mid season 2 or 3; # and captain swan brought me back

# actually i don’t watch the show anymore # and i don’t even know killian but man # they look so beautiful together # the chemistry man # wow

#the tags describe me #I don’t watch #but these two are super cute

#I started watching this show after seeing gifs of them #shipped that shit before ever seeing a full episode

#these two and i dont watch the show omg  

#this was me tho #i saw the i swear on emma swan gifset and i was like what the FUCK

#I literally shipped them long before I started watching the show and that was before season 3 even aired #Thanks tumblr #Much chemistry. Such true love. wow.

#i dont watch the show but fucking shit

for real guys, you should watch the show and you’ll ship them even more, they’re much more painful and perfect beyond the gifsets

[gabriellatellers]

last one i swear, lmao i had to

#i started watching the show just for these two adorable motherfuckers #I’m still on season one #I haven’t even met hook #and yet #because of tumblr #they are one of the top otps #EVER #LIKE FUCK YOU GUYS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE #I DON’T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MAGIC IN THIS GODDAM SHOW #BUT APPARENTLY I DO BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS #GAAAAHHHH #ASDFGHJKL #I just #feels

[happilycaptainswan]

More because these two are life ruining idiots.

#otp: my jolly sailor bold#captain swan#ouat#this is me too#i haven’t been watching this show BUT THIS SHIP I WANNA WATCH IT FOR THIS SHIP

 #i don’t even ship them but i ship them

 #okay i’m almost willing to catch up just for these two, #and that’s saying something

#My friend ships them despite never watching it

#i had stopped after season 1#but my roommate loves them and id seen them be really cute together in gifs#so i tried watching season 2 and was caught up in 5 days#i watched about 45 episodes in 5 days because of these fuckers

#i started ouat because of a gif of the neverland kiss#i was like HOT DAMN#knew absolutely nothing about the show#i was confused when Hook wasnt in S1#im like who the fuck is this graham and august and shit#get away

#i started the show bc of their gifset#i didn even know they were a ship and now they’re ruining my life

#this was me too#I saw the gif of him making the sex eyes at Emma while tying up her hand bandage#I was like WOAH#calm down sailor with your eyes and your jaw and your yum#imagine my joy at finding the show on Netflix

[gabriellatellers]

ok i lied, i saw some more

this is about to be the longest cs post ever but idc because everytime i check there’s more lol and i love it

#read captain swan fic before i even watched the damn show

#omg #otp #i started to watch the show bc i saw gifs of them and i shipped them before i even watched an episode xD #you just see them and know #im mean so much chemistry comeoooonnn

#i somehow stumbled onto a captain swan video on youtube #and my fucking HEART

# seriously considering watching it again just because these two # goddamn

#oh my fucking god i so thought i was the only one who shipped them and doesn’t watch thw show #BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THESE TWO AND I ONLY SEE IT IN GIFS I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SEE IT ON THE SHOW

#literally this is me #like what the fuck is ouat #idk but keep it going cuz damn son

and just in case the ones among you who didn’t watch don’t know what happened after…

she said YES

[karazor-eldanvers-deactivated20]

oh dear god we’re a successful ship. but the best is “FUCK YOU GUYS I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE”!

[blowmiakisscolin]

Fave post

[laschatzi]

it’s back… Oh God, you need to find out what he sounds like, but make sure you’re seated when you do

[onceuponamirror]

it’s back

[its-like-a-story-of-love-deacti]

I will never not reblog this post

[vigilantewives]

[laschatzi]

Also they are married now…

[laschatzi]

(rectifying that I didn’t add a gif the last time)

[ilovemesomekillianjones]

best gif ever

[xemmaloveskillianx-deactivated2]

BEST POST EVER

[laschatzi]

also, they’re expecting their first child now.

[ricamora-falahee]

#when you hear that hot gossip

[the-memedaddy]