Oliver

I'm from Los Angeles. I love movies. I also like films. And I dabble a little bit in cinema.

[millionpictures]

[dekutree]

me: ayy lmao alien: not in the mood right now man…

[shtephhanie]

[adidasgymbag]

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

[animusrox]

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[256gb]

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[xshyboyx-blog1]

[powerfulwizard]

Otis is actually canonically trans

[powerfulwizard]

[gutweeds]

the laughing cow is trans too wake up

i love these trans cow icons

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[obe]

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[mirandacosmos-blog]

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[princesstigerbelle]

One question

Who will stop him

[j1mjamss]

nobody 

let the boy dance

[bitchycode]

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[clinticalthinkr]

I will reblog this until heck boils over and sharks become rough (which will never happen).