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Mako: Odd mix....
Mako: And not a good thing to sell your soul for cutie. I can try to pick some stuff up on my way home.
Oliver: A delicious mix!!
Oliver: You're the bestttt
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Mako: Odd mix....
Mako: And not a good thing to sell your soul for cutie. I can try to pick some stuff up on my way home.
Oliver: A delicious mix!!
Oliver: You're the bestttt
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mick: noooo. my physical appearance is out of my control. unless you're just nice to me bc of how i look!
mick: mmm. do we know that? we could test out your theory. i'll measure you, how bouts? what's that mean tho!!! you're knocked up?
oliver: ah you've caught me
oliver: i'm positive my theory is correct. you can measure me all you want, i'm 5'8! uh, surprise?
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mick: not when said pal was called a dick AND not told he was the best person!
mick: thank you, thank you. love a good ego stroking. you really think you're 5'8? um, wtf that sounds WORSE. isn't that supposed to be a cliche pregnancy thing?
oliver: you are a dick but at least you're cute. happy now?
oliver: we both know you love any kind of stroking, mouse. i have to be 5'8! i measured meself! well yeah i've always been a bit cliche haven't i?
alexofterra·:
“Oh? So the bigger person always wins then?” Alex asked with a snort and a smirk before grinning as the other flipped onto his stomach and arched his back. “Don’t be fooled by the disguise. I’m the devil in angel’s clothing.” Alex joked before he leaned down so he could nip at the small of the other boy’s back teasingly.
“Most of the time, yes!” Oliver defended with a whine and giggled a bit at the man’s joking. He purred at the teasing nips he received,”Alex..please.” He didn’t know exactly what he wanted, he just knew he wanted something.
surprise? | joseph & oliver
nytterra·:
Oddly enough, hearing the explanation of what happened– or, rather, how this happened– didn’t give Joseph any clarity. He liked Oliver, he really liked Oliver, but becoming a father because he’d helped him out during a really bad heat wasn’t exactly what he was expecting here– and Joseph liked whatever their relationship was right now… but throwing a pregnant Omega into the mix was going to change everything… and Joseph didn’t know how to take it. “You… you forgot to take the pill.” He mumbled as he pulled his hand away after Oliver let it go. “So now– now you’re pregnant.” Rising to his feet, he shook his head as he let out a frustrated sigh. “I– I don’t know Oliver. I can’t…”
Oliver sighed a bit,”I wasn’t in the proper state of mind, I’m not used to heats being that bad--I’m sorry.” He hated this. He really hated how this was going. He liked how their sort-of relationship thing was going and now it was being fucked up. He felt his heart sink even more when the man rose to his feet,”Joseph, please.” He didn’t even know what he was asking for, honestly. He just knew he wanted Joseph and he didn’t want to go through this alone, but he also understood that this was a lot of information on the other. The sound of his door opening and closing snapped him back into reality and then he realized that he was alone, a burst of nausea rising through him again as it all sunk in that the possibility of him being a single parent was only getting higher.
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mick: absolutely a typo! this is no way to treat a pal
mick: so you're saying i'm big then. i can't really be mad at that, tbh. 'only most' aw piccolo principe :') i don't want... whatever it was you asked for! sounded too sweet
oliver: a pal would get me my snack
oliver: you're v big, almost too big. i can't help it i wasn't made to grow any taller than 5'8! well then you can bring me the ice cream and pickles instead and we can share
surprise? | joseph & oliver
nytterra·:
“Just you.” He repeated back as he pressed into the curve of Oliver’s neck, his teeth gently raking over the stretch of skin to tease him even more. As he rolled his hips down, again, it was clear how aroused Joseph was in the moment… but rather than giving in to the heat of the moment, he was being pulled back; Oliver was pressing a soft kiss to his lips and blushing like a mad-man. Then he blurted out what he was really trying to say. Joseph smirked, thinking it was some kind of joke for a second, but when Oliver said it again– that he was pregnant, and that it was definitely his– he froze. “You’re… you’re pregnant? Are you sure? I– I thought you were on something…” Joseph was at a loss for words. He had no idea what he was supposed to do now; he didn’t know how to handle news like this. He… he just didn’t know what to do. Pushing himself away, he fell back to sit on the couch at Oliver’s feet as he furrowed his brows with confusion. “You’re… you’re pregnant. I’m– I’m going to be a father…”
Oliver smiled a bit when the other confirmed he wanted just him, it made him feel all fluttery for a few moments before the reality of their conversation sunk in. Despite how badly he wanted to give in to Joseph’s lust with his own, he knew they had to talk about this. He sighed a bit and nodded,”I was but because my heat got so bad this time I didn’t remember to take the pill for those days you helped me and I..” He bit his lip a bit and gently took his hand. “I’m pregnant and you’re going to be a father..” He repeated him in confirmation, letting go of his hand to give the man some space to comprehend.
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mick: nope, little tiny typo fingers!
mick: littler means you're little! and i'm sure you're littler than a lot of people!!! hm. give me some more options!
oliver: dick = mick, same thing so not a typo!!
oliver: no it just means i'm littler than you!! only most people not all! i'll share?? pls mouse ;c
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mick: you spelled mick* wrong!
mick: so you DO admit you're little! maybe 'bribe' is a better compromise.
oliver: no i think i meant dick for sure
oliver: ...i'm only littler than you! but i'm not little! what do you want as a bribe then? i really want my snack :c
surprise? | joseph & oliver
nytterra·:
He didn’t say anything back this time. Instead Joseph rolled his hips down into Oliver as he continued to kiss him. His hands began to reach higher and higher on the Omega’s sides, slowly pushing his shirt up as he hungrily pressed into his lips. The way Oliver smelled was addicted; the way he tasted was too; and the way he giggled; and how warm he felt against him. Everything about the young Omega had Joseph wrapped up in him, and he was just glad he wasn’t the only one that felt that way otherwise he’d look insane.
At first Joseph didn’t hear what he said, but when Oliver started to stammer he realized it was something he needed to actually pay attention to. “I’m going to get to have two of you?” He mumbled, that smile still on his lips as he pulled back so he could look down at Oliver. “Two of you, huh? Like a twin?” Joseph teased as he dipped back down to press his lips against the side of the smaller man’s neck. “If that’s the case, even though that’s really hot, I’ll pass. You’re all I want.” Of course he thought Oliver was trying to tell him about a twin. Why would he think it could mean something else? Why would he realize what the Omega was really trying to tell him? They weren’t dating, and they sure as hell weren’t mated to each other, so why would he think this could be more than something simple like a twin?
Oliver purred at kisses and arched his neck out for more,”No no not a..you just want me?” He asked softly and blushed a bit, getting a bit distracted by the way the words sent butterflies through his belly. He pulled back the man’s head gently and placed a soft kiss to his lips,”Not a twin..I’m..” He blushed deeply and bit his lip nervously, he was scared to death but he knew he couldn’t keep hiding it. “I’m pregnant.” He blurted out fast. “It’s yours. I’m pregnant and it..it’s definitely yours.” He whispered shyly and swallowed the lump in his throat, terrified of where this would go. He really did like Joseph, maybe a lot more than he should. He didn’t want to mess this up but he had to be honest with him.
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mick: good, then i'm doing my job
mick: oh, that wasn't open for interpretation. delusional coming from the omega making DEMANDS like some kind of little prince is ironic!
oliver: dick
oliver: well for one, i am a little prince tyvm. and two, it was a request not a demand.
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mick: you have a soul???
mick: too late, i'm already the best person ever. try again later.
oliver: i'm so offended
oliver: hmm don't think so, but you are the most delusional person ever :P
surprise? | joseph & oliver
nytterra·:
“No, this is all you.” Joseph whispered back with a lick of his lips as Oliver’s arms wrapped around his neck. “You’re the only one I know that smells this sweet; it’s intoxicating.” Pressing down into the kiss, Joseph lingered into the gentleness of the lip-lock for a moment before Oliver suddenly pulled away from him. Leaning down to press his forehead against Oliver’s, that smile still plastered on his lips, Joseph let his hands find Oliver’s waist beneath him; his thumbs dipping under his shirt to teasingly rub soft circles into the Omega’s sides as he held him there. “Good doesn’t even begin to describe it.” He admitted as their legs tangled together; his feet rubbing against Oliver’s as he lowered himself down just enough to steal another soft kiss. “I can’t get enough of it; of you.” This time, when he kissed Oliver it was deeper; there was more heat behind his actions as he pressed himself fully against the Omega beneath him.
Oliver giggled a bit and enjoyed the gentle kiss for a moment before he spoke again with a teasing grin,”Well good, I’m clearly the only one worth the time to smell.” He purred at the hands rubbing into his skin and blushed at his words, he had to admit that he loved the man’s gushing about him. At least he knew he wasn’t completely alone in feeling absolutely addicted to the other. He moaned softly into the heated kiss and let his fingers entangle in the man’s hair as he kissed back and giggled a bit at his last words,”Well at least now you’ll get to have two of me.” He didn’t realize what he had said until it was too late and he felt his heart drop in anticipation of the worst. “I mean..I’m..” He stammered shyly after pulling back suddenly, face going red. He didn’t know what to say at this point, he was just trying to prepare himself for the man to freak out. It was justifiable, they weren’t mated or even dating so adding a baby to the mix was a lot.
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othello: both were as desperate but i'm just glad my parents didn't go for Iago
othello: maybe we'll never know, since you're blocked
oliver: might just call you hamlet now
oliver: but D:
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othello: wow
othello: i'm blocking you
othello: maybe i was calling you a skinny legend, but you've ruined it.
oliver: if it makes you feel any better, i'll say that othello is much better than romeo
oliver: i don't think that's what you meant at all 3
leo-txrner·:
Reveling in the struggle between the two of them, Leo smiled against the other’s skin and nodded. “All dressed up in what, babe? I’ve got a load of stuff you might like,” he told him, letting out a small yelp as he was pinched, turning to Oliver with a small friendly glare. Letting Oliver’s tongue invade his mouth, Leo moaned as the other tugged his hair, stumbling their way to Leo’s bedroom.
Oliver shrugged a bit and smirked against his lips,”Surprise me. Wanna see what you want to wear.” He teased and trailed kisses down the man’s neck to leave marks all over him where he hadn’t already. He pulled the other’s shirt off and sat himself on the bed, smirking as he gripped his hips,”Go on then, love. Dress up for me.” He winked and smacked his bum as he ushered him off.
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othello: roMEO!!1
othello: the disgrace
othello: maybe, maybe not,
oliver: i'm changing your contact to romeo now you dick
oliver: that's so mean!!!