[olivia-is-confused]

You just seemed so sad abt not getting one so now you're getting extra

doot doot

I haven't logged into my Tumblr in 2 years and I just got this now.... thank you doot doot my mysterious doot doot communicator ❤️

[olivia-is-confused]

doot doot

doot doot! (Who is this you've been sending me doot doot for months)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

silly fat pink ocean baby

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait photo didn’t load

silly fat pink baby doll i wanna to slap your little belly like a bongo drum

[transsexual-ghost]

what in the fresh fuck is that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s a swellshark!

albeit one with very unusual coloring (swellsharks are usually brown and spotted, this one is probably albino or leucistic). similar to pufferfish, swellsharks can expand their bodies by swallowing water! this goobley little entity was caught by a Mexican fishing boat and released back into the ocean.

what a swell shark :)

[symptoms-syndrome]

Just a tip!

If you're in a place, mentally or physically, where you only have the spoons to take care of yourself in one way, I HIGHLY recommend taking care of your teeth.

Acne goes away. You can always start working out later. Stink is easily fixed with a single shower. Hair can be brushed and cut.

Issues with teeth are expensive, painful, and overall suck. Your teeth health can have an impact on other things, too, like jaw issues.

If you're faced with the choice of either taking a shower or brushing your teeth, I highly recommend brushing your teeth. Whatever tools help you to do that, disposable floss picks/toothbrushes, kids fun-flavored toothpaste, soft bristled brushes, anything is better than nothing.

[marisatomay]

can’t wait for spotify wrapped to tell me that i’ve listened to the same three songs all year but in a fun powerpoint graphics kind of way

[marisatomay]

can’t wait for spotify wrapped to tell me that i’ve listened to the same three songs all year but in a fun powerpoint graphics kind of way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

[coastalqueerlive]

doing what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was going to say doing THAT

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

don’t like that

[getgoodloser]

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

[getgoodloser]

Here if you'd like to see it:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

[wolfy8tyu]

damn, the girth on those tendrils tho

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH

[snowthesprite]

Idk what the fuck yall talken about but I see jellyfish and by god do I love dem on bread.

Some of my favorite jellyfish (sorry if I go on a tanget and vear off jellyfish)

are the Stygiomedusa gigantea, which I believe is also called the blanket jellyfish, but like dude look up a video of it moving it is chilling and fantastic! This thing is 10 meters long, so not the largest here, but ohohoho look at my love

It is a deep sea jellyfish and is one of the largest invertebrate predators known. However, according to Cambridge, it has been consistently recorded in the twilight and sunlight depth zones down south so do with that what you will :)

If we want to keep going down the large and length category of ocean creatures, allow me to introduce the current longest recorded ocean animal. A deep sea siphonophore that clocks in at around 46 meters; my beautiful death halo

Technically siphonophores are hundreds upon hundreds of tinier organisms that grouped together to make a bigger one, but for all intents and purposes, this is one animal. Some of them are incredibly beautiful!

However there is also ones not so pretty, main one was something I saw a month or so ago and it looked like someone had fused like a dozen human limbs together and they were flailing to move and jesus christ yall can go mentally scar yourselves.

Man I can’t find a good picture but Deepsea Oddities has a really good video on them (and on other ocean related things… mostly deep sea)

[heystephen]

this site makes a poem out of your birth chart and it’s so cool

[nonbinarycryptic]

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

[olivia-is-confused]

[tinglingpeter]

ALEX LANDI Doja Cat - Kiss Me More (Official Video) ft. SZA

[mir7ilo-deactivated20240503]

𝐎𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍.

haikyū!! (2014-)

❛ folks don't need reasons to feel the way they feel! if something makes ya happy... then it make ya happy and that's fine! ❜ — ojiro aran, to kita shinsuke

[everythingfox]

Aska

[sunsetpan0rama]

if cat don’t want to be held like a baby then why baby sized

[rkgknno]

Third year first years~ Thinking about Captain Yamaguchi and his gang of cool upperclassmen who consistently make it into nationals…. *wipes tear* 

[sanoskata-deactivated20220409]

SHOYOOO..

I CAN’T SIMP FOR YOU RN .. STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT..

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It’s Time

[toneewaves-deactivated20190109]

Boys and girls of every age Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

[chaosgameingkoi]

Come with us and you will see.

This our town of Helloween.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dick-cheneys-dick]

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[wolfy-gecko]

Halloween

Halloween

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[chaosgameingkoi]

How many of these do you have up your sleeve?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[fxckashlyn-blog]

I’m genuinely crying, please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[captain-lostkid]

HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

src: @padawantimelord

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thinking about weird ass succulents

haworthia cooperi, albuca spiralis (aka frizzle sizzle), crassula alstonii, and lithops (aka living stones)!

[cakeserval]

Currently imagining gaud in a plant pot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I would wear a tiny cactus as a hat!

[enbies-and-felonies]

i didn’t give you a hat but,,,,, you’re a charming lil’ plant

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

incredibly concerning, thanks so much!

[consistantly-changing]

What a delightful little succ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

DO NOT!!!!!!

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[someonesfavoriteworstnightmare]

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it