Fucknugget

Hey! What's up guys, gals, and non-binary Pals! I'm Britney, 17, She/Her! I'm the Kiwi Chick, The Irish Spud. An internally biphobic/homophobic bisexual (I identify as queer). I dont like wearing pants, yet I'm always depressed and anxious. send me pictures of your pets pls

[the-butt-of-achilles]

A lesbian : i wonder…. If she likes me……. We kissed….. And hung out….. We’re good friends….. Help me mother Sappho

Another lesbian, looking at her : do I…… Like her……. I want to spend my life with her……. I mean it’s normal right ? I don’t know…. Do I really like her….. Help me mother Sappho

Sappho, from the underworld :

[lena-zorel]

Bitch Sappho couldn’t form words when she saw Aphrodite she’s the one responsible for this

[emmettmccartycullen]

One of my favorite hcs (and what SHOULD’VE happened) is where literally none of the Cullens follow Edward’s request to stay away from Bella and everyone’s been secretly talking to her on the side !! One night someone lets it slip and everyone confesses to each other !! Yes this totally changes the plot of new moon no I do not care

[gasmaskaesthetic]

The weirdest instance of “getting my wires crossed” I’ve ever experienced: I had a piece of candy at my desk. My intention was to simultaneously eat the candy and start a brief work task. I put the candy in my mouth and felt a surge of alarm as I was convinced, for a fraction of a second, that I had somehow eaten the task I was about to start.

[bogleech]

Why do so few people acknowledge this kind of thing? Does it not happen to regular people ten times a day?

[meatpower]

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

[lapushwerewolves]

i love how in the twilight fandom you don’t have to be an expert

like in most fandoms you’re basically shamed out if you can’t differentiate between the two actors’ buttcheeks but in twilight when someone’s like “hey i haven’t read breaking dawn” most people would probably be like “wow. i wish i were you”

[onionpowder]

au where bella is everyone’s weed guy and she thinks that when edward is acting so weird and stare-y around her that first day it’s bc he’s looking to score but doesn’t know how to ask. also emmett is a regular customer bc he’s a supporter of small businesses

[hallowedhuntress]

Shout out to my teaching job for putting the funniest images in my head.

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[eddieswan]

if ur pissed that twilight had potential to be fantastic but smeyer was too racist and mormon to do the story or her characters justice & you know it clap ur hands

[hllywdwhre]

You know what shouldn’t have been taken out of Twilight?

•Bella fainting over the blood typing in biology

•The way Edward invited Bella to baseball. With Alice bouncing into the room with Bella in Edward in his lap and Alice saying it sounded like Edward was having Bella for a snack and she wanted some, too, THEN having her mention baseball. I need that whole scene. I needed it.