That 70’s Show Quotes Prompt List
The following quotes are some of my favorites from the show and I wouldn’t mind making a few fics using a few of them for Steve, Billy or Robin from stranger things! Be as specific as possible when requesting :) !
1. “God, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation instant bitch?”
2. “My head hurts.” “That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity”
3. “Are you sober?” “No, Aquarius.”
4. “All I’m saying is daddy works really hard and nothing here is cheap!” “Except you.” “Believe me, I’m not cheap.” “Fine. Free. Whatever.” - [Steve Harrington x Reader]
5. “An apple? Where’s my candy you son of a bitch!” - [Steve Harrington x Reader]
6. “Look, if I could run across a beach into my own arms, I would.”
7. “When my time comes, I want to be buried face down so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader]
8. “Well id like to help but not as much as I’d like not to.”
9. “I’m going to go out, meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one.”
10. “I don’t like people. I like rock and roll, sex, and pizza. In that order.” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader]
11. “He called me ugly on the inside and the outside! I’m sorry but he’s just wrong about the outside part!”
12. “I love you” “yea? Well I don’t love you.”
13. “Thanks, but I’ve gotta go to sleep because I have a big day of.... misery ahead of me.” - [Steve Harrington x Reader]
14. “You don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”
15. “Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am?” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader]
16. “For your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born!”
17. “You are such a whore!”
18. “Yea college sucks anyway. It’s all smart people and none of them are as pretty as me.”
19. “But what if there’s a fire?” “Well I guess you can just light your dope with it, dopehead!”
20. “Look at him! He’s undressing me with his eyes right now!” “You undressed yourself you son of a bitch!”
21. “I’m not loving anyone that I’m not legally required to.”
22. “You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.” “You think I’m cute?” “Shut your pie hole!” - [Steve Harrington x Henderson! Reader]
23. “I was never happy, I was just less pissed off” - [Steve Harrington x Reader]
24. “Oh. Hey. You guys. Guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd!”
25. “I am the bitch! And you love me!” - [Steve Harrington x Reader]
26. “Because presents are for girlfriends and cash is for hookers.” “Although?” “You’re so good I should pay you.” “Thank you.” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader]
27. “It’s like we’re too old to trick-or-treat and too young to die.”
28. “You’re black mailing me? You’re coming along nicely.”
29. “Being alone isn’t that bad. It’s a great opportunity to get to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.” “I already love myself, I just wanna French someone!”
30. “No! How could I like her? Because I don’t like her! Because I can’t like her! If I like her, shoot me!” “POW” - [Robin Buckley x Reader]
31. “If you’re not telling the truth, I will find out, ‘cause I’m smart, and you aren’t.”
32. “The three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and Hollywood.”
33. “I’m too drunk to worry.”
34. “I’m not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.”
35. “When exactly did you lose your soul?” “Um, cheerleading camp.”
36. “I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.”
37. “I’m not drunk...... I just can’t walk or see..... Man, that was a great party.”
38. “A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin off!” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader]
39. “Ah, good. All the half-wits are here.”
40. “While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.”
41. “Wow! It’s every little girls dream to get married out of spite!”
42. “Don’t hate me cause’ I’m beautiful.” “I pity you because you’re dumb.”
43. “Have you ever baked a pie before?” “No, I was hoping to just get by on my looks.”
44. “If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.”
45. “Look, the sooner you realize I'm a genius, the better off we'll both be.”
46. “Is that your hand on my ass?” “Sorry it was an accident.” “It’s still there!” “It’s still an accident.” “It’s still there!” “Hahaha yea.” - [Billy Hargrove x Reader] [Robin Buckley x Reader]