when a brat has locked in to an oppertunity to be a brat
he's gonna fucking do it
HE'S DONE IT
I love him so much

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when a brat has locked in to an oppertunity to be a brat
he's gonna fucking do it
HE'S DONE IT
I love him so much
So clenches a worthy fist
Two kitties
James Buchanan Barnes in Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
He's just a baby!!
“no one wants to read this” ok but you do. and that’s enough. and also wrong. i want to read it. hand it over
for better or for worse (1) 𐙚 b.b
pairing: new avenger!bucky barnes x fem!reader (fake marriage au)
warnings: nsfw, 18+, minors, dni, sexual tension, one bed trope,
summary: you and bucky are forced to play newlyweds at a luxury honeymoon resort. he’s controlling, you’re reckless, and now you’re sharing a bed. the problem? it’s getting harder to play pretend. and you’re not sure either of you will survive what comes next.
word count: 2.5k
author's note: hi my loves! this is one of my uncompleted series, and i'm posting in hopes i could be motivated to complete it! if you'd like for a chapter two, let me know! your support means a lot to me <333
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“You can’t be serious.”
Your voice cut sharply through the room, echoing off the concrete walls of the team's briefing room. The table was scattered with dossiers, mission files, half-drunk coffee, and exactly zero logic as far as you were concerned.
Val didn’t even blink. She just sat there at the head of the table, calm as ever, the faintest glint of amusement betraying her otherwise impassive face. “Dead serious.”
You folded your arms, glaring. “Out of everyone here… him?”
I'm already in love with this!
daddy's best friend 𐙚 b.b
pairing: dbf!bucky barnes x fem!reader (modern au)
warnings: nsfw, 18+, minors dni, age gap (reader is above 18, bucky is in his late 30s) dirty talk, oral sex (f rec), rough sex, unprotected sex, creampie
summary: your dad’s best friend has been avoiding your eyes all night, until he’s got you pinned against the laundry room door, hand up your thigh. it’s everything you shouldn’t want, but you always do.
word count: 2.7k
author's note: hi loves! honestly, this fic was just meant to indulge myself because i love it so much, i enjoyed writing this throughly 💓 love ya guys and stay safe out there! based on this request | requests are open!
The barbecue’s in full swing when you spot him.
Bucky.
Leaning against the deck rail like a goddamn fantasy, beer bottle dangling from his fingers, jawline kissed by the dying sun. His shirt sleeves are rolled up to the elbow, exposing those forearms, thick, veined—the kind that could hold you down and make you beg.
His jeans hang low on his hips, just shy of indecent, and it’s cruel, really, the way the fabric stretches across his thighs like that.
Holy shit this was amazing! Please never stop writing 💕
Teaching Him to Use Modern Tech 📱
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary: Teaching Bucky how to use a smartphone was supposed to be a casual afternoon task… but no one told you he’d be this cute about it.
Genre: Fluff | Established Relationship | Clingy Bucky | Light Humor
Word Count: ~1.1k
Warnings: Extremely fluffy content ahead! Protective!Bucky, clingy!Bucky, gentle teasing, mentions of technology confusion (lol), and Bucky being dangerously adorable.
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“I swear this thing is plotting against me.”
You looked up from your coffee with a small smile, watching Bucky glare at his brand-new iPhone like it had personally offended him.
“It’s literally the home screen,” you said, laughing softly.
“It changed again!” he insisted, holding up the phone like a crime scene exhibit. “There were these square things and now they’re gone. What the hell is an ‘app switcher,’ doll?”
You scooted closer to him on the couch, grabbing the phone gently from his hand. “Okay, first of all—deep breath. We’re gonna tackle this together.”
Bucky huffed but leaned into your shoulder, clearly happy to let you take over. “This is why I miss the ’40s. You wanted to talk to someone? You showed up at their door. No ‘FaceTime,’ no ghosting, no—what’s it called when someone leaves you on ‘seen’?”
You bit back a grin. “That’s being left on read.”
“Right, well. That’s just rude.”
You giggled as he pouted. “Bucky Barnes, defending the lost art of eye contact since 1917.”
“Damn right,” he muttered.
You walked him through the basics — how to unlock the phone, open apps, and use emojis. (He was highly suspicious of the eggplant.)
“But why would anyone text that to someone?” he asked, squinting at the emoji.
You coughed, suddenly flustered. “Uh. Ask Steve.”
“I will,” he said, determined.
You shoved his shoulder playfully. “Please don’t.”
You weren’t expecting how naturally clingy he got during tech lessons.
Each time you leaned over to show him something on the screen, he’d tilt his head and rest his cheek on your shoulder, or casually wrap an arm around your waist like he needed you physically tethered to him to survive the tech jungle.
At one point, you were trying to teach him how to send a photo and he asked, completely serious:
“Okay, but how do I send one of you to myself? For…emergencies.”
You blinked. “Emergencies?”
“Like when I miss you,” he said simply, not even teasing.
Your heart did not handle that well.
It got even worse when you introduced him to voice notes.
You demonstrated how to hold the little microphone button and record.
“So now,” you said, “you can just say something, and I’ll hear your voice when I listen to it.”
He took the phone, stared at it, then at you. “Like this?”
He held down the button. “Hi, sweetheart. I’m probably sitting next to you while you play this, but if I’m not… I miss you. Come home.”
You stared at the screen. “That’s illegal. You can’t just—be adorable like that without warning.”
He smirked. “So I’m getting better at this, huh?”
You snatched the phone from him and buried your face in your hands. “You’re a menace.”
“A menace who figured out how to make playlists,” he said smugly, waving the phone. “Wanna hear the one I made you?”
Your face peeked out from your hands. “You made me a playlist?!”
He kissed your cheek. “Title: ‘Songs That Remind Me of Her (Even When She’s in the Same Room)’
You were gone.
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Later that night, you caught him under the covers, squinting at the screen with his reading glasses perched on the bridge of his nose.
“What are you doing?” you asked, brushing his hair back gently.
“Trying to figure out how to set a contact photo for you.”
You crawled into bed beside him. “You’re obsessed.”
“I’m in love,” he corrected, pulling you close. “Big difference.”
“Let me help,” you whispered, taking the phone.
He let you — mostly because your head rested on his chest while you did it, and he could feel your smile every time you laughed softly at his confusion.
You set his lock screen to a picture of you both at Coney Island, sun-drunk and windblown and laughing.
“There,” you said, placing it back in his hands. “Now I’m always with you.”
He didn’t say anything for a moment — just looked at the screen, then at you.
“I’ve had a lot of things taken from me,” he said softly. “But not this. Not you.”
You kissed him, long and slow and certain.
“I’m not going anywhere, Bucky.”
He nodded, burying his face in your neck. “You better not. I just figured out how to pin you in my texts.”
You laughed.
And maybe modern tech was confusing…
But teaching him had never felt more like home.
~ end
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💌Author’s Note: okay listen… this might be my personal favourite fic i’ve ever written 😭💗
i was legit BLUSHING the entire time because bucky is just so adorable in this 😭🥺 it seriously touched my heart in the softest, fluffiest way.
this isn’t just a fic — it’s a serotonin boost, a comfort blanket, a little moment of peace 🕊️
if you smile while reading it even once, my job here is done 💌
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pairing | congressman!bucky x gf!reader
word count | 3.6k words
summary | after a long day of political masks and quiet exhaustion, congressman barnes returns home to the only person who doesn’t ask him to perform—but demands his honesty. in your hands, he’s not a soldier, or a statesman—just a man unraveling, piece by trembling piece, begging to be seen, touched, claimed.
tags | (18+) MDNI, smut, unprotected sex, p in v, power play (soft!dom!reader), overstimulation, oral (m receiving), sub!bucky, begging, praise kink, soft dom/sub dynamics, reader comforts bucky, aftercare, post-orgasm clinginess, vulnerable bucky
a/n | based on this request. propaganda I won't be falling for: dominant rough bucky, please be for real, that man just wants to be taken care of and loved. also off for three days this week, so I'm in my writing element.
likes comments and reblogs are much appreciated ✨✨
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The scent of garlic and thyme still lingered in the air, warm and soft like the steam curling from the stovetop. You stood barefoot in the kitchen, stirring one final pot, low flame flickering beneath it, your body relaxed, hips shifting slightly to the quiet music playing low from your phone.
The front door clicked open.
Your smile came without effort.
I know what it's supposed to mean, but STOP saying Gentleman Fister it gives me a VERY different image that equally fits Maxwell's love of big strong men
Thank god I'm not the only one who thought this!!! When none of the other intrepid heroes reacted to Brennan is MULTIPLE TIMES I thought I was the crazy one!!!
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
Want to learn something new in 2023??
Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)
Beekeeping 101
Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)
Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??
How to use and sew with a sewing machine
How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)
How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)
Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)
How to garden
Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)
How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)
Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game
Go (back) to school
Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)
Introduction to philosophy (free college course)
Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)
Learn a language
Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)
Ukrainian
Portuguese (Brazil)
American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)
Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)
Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)
Want to learn something new in 2024??
Beginner-oriented video on how to sail
This guy has so many videos on baking different types of bread. SO very many.
Coding in Python - one of the most flexible and adaptable high-level programming languages out there - explained through projects making video games
Learn to swim! (for adult learners. I don’t care if you live in Kansas or Mali or wherever. LEARN TO SWIM.)
Learn how quantum mechanics works. Then read some more about it
[Learn about quantum mechanics again, but in a more advanced engineering/mathematics class. Then read more about the math and physics of it]
Poetry Handbook, by Mary Oliver
Something I learned this year: how to sew a quilt (Here’s a very easy beginning pattern that looks amazing and can be done with pre-cut fabric!)
How to hit the ball in softball
Tutorial video on what is under the hood of most (gas) cars + weird engine sounds and what they mean
Full beginner mechanics technical training, if you want to go more in depth
Playlist on how car engine physics work if you want to go ultra in depth
Lecture series on architecture design through study of buildings
How (American income) taxes & tax law work (choose “audit course” at checkout for free class)
Pickleball for beginners (so you can finally join your neighbor/friend/distant cousin who is always insisting you join their team)
+ Para-Pickleball for beginners (for mobility aid users!)
School is so much more fun when there’s no tests:
American Law - Contracts
Shakespeare’s Life and Plays
Fairy Tales: Meanings, Messages, and Morals
Modern Poetry
World History [Part 1, Part 2]
Learn a language:
Arabic + Resource Guide compiled from Reddit (includes info on different dialects)
Chinese (Cantonese) (audio)
Urdu (frequently recommended course on Reddit) + Resource Guide
Yucatec Maya
I have yet to see anyone talking about Wealwell's playing card moment in episode 2--and look, I know it was a bit, okay? But it's Dimension 20, where bits are virtually indistinguishable from serious canon, and the only two things Wealwell has done to affect the plot so far are:
Tell the successful lie that gets them access to the ship
Throw a playing card with such prodigious finesse that he explodes a steampunk plane.
I'm just saying I think it'd be so funny if he continues to be pathetic and wildly competent in equal measure.
Murph is throwing bad guys into the abyss, Ally is doing vitally important non combat things and Emily is doing a bunch of damage with a ship, welcome back A Starstruck Odyssey
the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.