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no thanks.

[saudiflacko-deactivated20210617]

fix that attitude or I’ll fuck it out of you

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[irishtddybear]

[sweetorgasms411-deactivated2022]

Where are you sexy men at at?

[w33d-witch]

Therapy 😈🕯

[w33d-witch]

Reblog to cleanse your blog of Nazis and white supremacists 🤗

[w33d-witch]

Reblog for that 2/3 majority impeachment energy!!! 🎉🎊

[oljito]

I do this before sleep. Let me know what you think.

[xtynaaa]

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

[me-sfiggei-to-soutien]

i really want some pancakes now man…..

[deafgaming]

[melancholicat]

me always

[sextfeels]

[manmademonsterx-deactivated2020]

@thickcreepr

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[perrfectly]

[momotowan]

ain’t scared of you, 2019.

[hatin]

Better days are coming 

[seized]

sounds fake but ok

[niconf88]

“SHARE IF YOU ARE INTO IMPREGNATION-RISK SEX, THIS WAY WE CAN FIND EACH OTHER :)”

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[giftofgirth24]

Abso-fucking-lutely!!!

[horny-wife-sd]

Love risky sex with strangers

[nerdybreeding]

There are still some of us out here! 😘

[piercethe-paige-deactivated2015]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[saaint-sugar]

[sgt-innocuous]

walking into tumblr today like