One-Way Ticket to Memetown

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[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[byjove]

I think about The Man of the Hole so often. 27 years alone. 27 years with no one to speak to but strangers to wave to. Survived a genocide, a massacre that killed everyone he had ever known and later, an assassination attempt. He still tried to warn researches about the traps he built. He was only about 60 when he died in 2022. The people who tormented him in life later desecrated his grave.

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[scruffandyarn]

Happy Moon Day Monday!!!

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[not100bees]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[crow-caller]

You likely are unfamiliar with this and so I need to share it with you: Joey Chestnut's hype introduction when he takes the stage for the hot dog eating contest he's been the long time champ for, is absolutely incredible. This is from 2024 but every year this guy George Shea seems to have made a speech which makes Chestnut and his hot dog eating skills sound like the ultimate act of triumph against god and the greatest inevitability of the cosmos. I am not kidding. This is so high fantasy priest shit, this is an occult invocation. This is about a guy who eats hotdogs good.

15,000s generations of humanity, yet we have evolved not at all.

Bound like animals to the laws of physics! Shamed before the universe!

And in all of history, only one man has stood to say, that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world.

I speak of this man!

(killer techno begins)

For he has broken reality! And all of time pours out around us now at once! Simultaneous and endless, erasing cause and effect, and opening all possibilities before us!

And the ancient powers are subordinated to their own creation! And they smile at his achievement!

And they say, 'He Shall Live Forever, For He Does Not Do It For Money, He Does Not Do It For Glory, He Does It For His People, He Does It For His Country, He Does It FOR FREEDOM!'

And the Gods shine down on us now! And the Gods shine down on us still! Because of him alone! Because of Him alone!

...the nathan's famous fourth of july champion of the world. JOEY CHESTNUT!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Play games win prizes

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish ties!

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[peacevine]

[tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025]

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

[tranthony]

grout white shark