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@olliegreylee
Phone so dry that Iâm checking all my alt accounts
i ship byler religiously, but sprinkle some byclair in there... that is, as long as we have a strong lumax foundation. however, we can absolutely squeeze in a bit of elmax (although, dare i say elumax would be preferred). but do not be fooled, henderhop is still very much present, although a dash of flirty elmike, or perchance even byerson will be tolerated.
having an alt account is so funny because my own reblogs are on my recommended and Iâm just like yep. Thatâs me
When we're talking about stranger things multiships but the fandom refuses to breath near dustin ships... okay bro.
date idea i ask you about a topic youre passionate about and listen to you talk for as long as you want to
suzukiiiiiiiiii x youpy ćç (60 / 78) - Last.fm
comparison is the thief of joy
HELLO HELLO I COME TO GIVE YOU TODAYâS BYLER REC
I havenât finished it yet but Itâs absolutely golden
honey honey (touch me, baby)
by: withdevovotion
I mean PLEASE check them tags
ALSO I read it on my kindle
Here are some of my favorite annotations:
Notice that itâs a mike pov ^^
âIt's not normal to imagine kissing your best friend, but maybe it's permissible if you haven't seen him in six months. Okay, scratch that, it's absolutely not permissible ever, and Mike Wheeler has learnt that the hard way most of all, but - surely a man can sometimes give himself a break.â
Note: he is living up to the name Mike Queeler
â'Okay,' he says to himself in the mirror, and then slaps a hand against his pathetically miserable looking reflection, because. talking to it is definitely a weirdo thing to do, as Max would say.
She absolutely shouldn't be one of his best friends. God, he needs to stop spending time with her. God, he needs to see Will...â
Note: Your honor, that is a GAY MAN, Gay as they come
âNot past all of it, Nancy corrects. And, okay. Mike knows exactly what she means, and that's frankly very humiliating, because again. It's really not his fault that he wants to kiss Will Byers on the mouth, because Will is beautiful, okay, and lovely, and funny, and kind, everyone has to think that, because it's true.â
Note: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAYYY
â'I like Speaking in Tongues,' Will adds, and God, he should not be bringing up tongues around Mike right now. Whoa. Dialling it back.â
Note: DIAL IT BACK, LIKE DAMN QUEELER
'Yeah, Nance should've let me get the orange mohawk,' he decides, and Will laughs so startledly he coughs. 'What?' Mike remembers, suddenly, that Will doesn't know about the whole mohawk thing, and therefore not about Mike's incredibly obvious motivations behind it. Mike feels himself flush stupid a...â
Note: OH BABY, THIS MIKE? FOR YOU HE WOULD
âSharing a room with Will Byers would be ideal if it wasn't for the fact that Mike is a freak, and a loser, and in love with him.â
Note: PREACH IT PRINT IT PUBLISH IT
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
âMike can't breathe. Will is washing up a mug, and Mike has, Mike has missed him. Mike has missed him so much. 'It's okay,' Mike repeats, a broken record. Will looks at him owlish and sleepy, bumps his shoulder friendlily, doesn't even seem to mind when Mike turns around and stupidly, long limbs and all, pulls Will intoâŠâ
Note: aww my bab- PLATONIC?? IS THAT THE NAME OF WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE SMOKING BOY?? BC THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU THINK THAT IS HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOR UNLESS YOU HIGH AF
'Right, he says, hating the heat he can feel crawling over his collar. Will, generous as always, doesn't mention it. 'Okay, go get ready? And I'll, um, Mike makes a vague gesture. Wash the mugs.
Come through in a minute. Make a coffee for El. Recite love poetry at you and not even mind when you kill me afterwards. ...â
Note: mf you hear that beeping? its my homoradar and you know what its telling me? that that is homosexual activity right there, high, through the roof, be there ain't a single hetero thought going through that head of yours YOU HEAR ME
Mike doesn't work it out after he gets dressed, but he does think a bit about leaving the planet and never coming back, when Will follows him out to the car and says, 'Any better at driving?' all whilst grinning like the harbinger of Mike's impending doom.
Note: yeah totally straight platonic hetero friendship thoughts
âFrom the sound of El's giggle, she's having a great time watching Mike's blatant internal crisis. If Mike didn't love her so much, he'd throw her out of the car and run her over.â
Note: baby you have gay written across your forehead in red letters with glitter and a neon light convenience store arrow sign in your head, you're the only one who doesnt see it
he pauses, 'Anxious?' You being here isn't helping, Mike wants to scream. 'Mm, he says instead, suspiciously.
Note: gay panic, anyone?
âIf Mike were another person, or if this were another time, if El wasn't in the back seat, then he would lean across the gearstick and kiss Will hard on the side of the head.â
Note: like he ain't already gay, so so gay
Will switches the station and the radio starts playing Waterloo and he looks across at Mike, knowing, smiling. I was defeated, you won the war, waterloo, promise to love you forever more, waterloo, the radio croons. Couldn't escape if I wanted to. Yeah, Mike thinks, peeking over at Will. Yeah, he knows how that feels.
Note: homotron 2000
âMike reminds himself, because Will doesn't think of Mike like that. Obviously. Probably.â
Note: does repressed homosexuality impact negatively on your observation habilities or is it just him
âAn hour in the dark of the cinema next to Will is a good thing, and not being able to talk annoys Mike less than it does usually - not only the quiet allow him to properly think about the ongoing loveliness of his proximity to Will, it also gives him time to think properly. And as it turns out - Mike has an awful lot of thinking ...â
Note: the gay thoughts are consuming your brain
'No, I mean - you're going out with each other, he says, shaking himself out of it. Eddie nods like he can confirm, chewing on a berry. Steve gives an encouraging thumbs up. 'How?' Mike says, dumbly, and then kicks himself. 'Like - how did you - ''Oh, you're asking for advice!' Eddie interrupts, leaning forwards on the kitchenâŠâ
Note: yes, he is in dire need for help with how to act on his vaguely homoerotic friendship with his childhood best friend situation
Thank you for your consideration
Itâs always gotta be some fuckass painting,
that godamn swing set,
a traumatised gay boy
and finn fucking wolfhard at the crime scene
I quit.
this is insanee
idk man i feel like just the sound of tammy's voice never jolted robin out of her traumatic episodes but that's just me
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
best friends? no, thanks! i say kick away
boy the sky is falling
my rom-com slice of life spin-off
its okay because will comes to his senses 10 minutes after this + kicks mike out + mike has to walk back to his dorm/home w blue balls and his tail tucked between his legs (SMILES)
the âyou didnât have toâ isnât in the final script
it was improv
cool concept: will calling mike "michael" when he's scolding/disapproving of something mike's doing (which is usually being a bossy stubborn ass, pettily arguing with people.)
one night, mike is bickering nonstop with max and lucas about something stupid during a board game, and will wants to move on.
"michael, stop," he says and frowns with a big sigh, swatting mike on the chest (very gently, because it's our sweetheart will) and mike shuts up pretty much immediately, uncrossing his arms and sinking down into his seat (and blushing with his jaw hanging open dumbly) because he's down bad as hell.
"michael?" dustin barks out, laughing out loud and falling back onto the carpet they piled up with blankets and pillows as they played games. "i haven't heard that name since roll call in elementary school. i don't think your mom even calls you that anymore, dude!"
"uhh -" mike utters. "i'm gonna⊠go get more pizza."
"i want more pizza too," el says, then smiles mischievously. "michael."
"yeah michael," max joins in, and then lucas goes, "grab me a new coke while you're at it, michael."
"no. no way," mike protests, pointing accusingly â still red in the face, making the party snicker. "all of you, shut up."
"even will?" max asks with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.
mike doesn't answer that.
the party, obviously, will never let him live it down from that day forward. it becomes their not-so-secret weapon. will only pulls out "michael" sparingly, but when he does, it's an instant critical hit on mike.