What Is Life But Accumulating Fixations!

Emmeline Pinterest ‼️ ememiemeimilymile What do you mean this minor’s neurons are divergent?

[days-through-lens]

LOOK AT HER

[thehyperfixationistlass]

That’s me if you even care

[hollanovhattrick]

when I see I have 60 new tumblr notifs and it’s all ONE PERSON

@thehyperfixationistlass 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[thehyperfixationistlass]

oops

[thehyperfixationistlass]

when I come back after a quick break and I have 20 new notifs from that one FREAK

@hollanovhattrick 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[hollanovhattrick]

when I see I have 60 new tumblr notifs and it’s all ONE PERSON

@thehyperfixationistlass 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[thehyperfixationistlass]

oops

[hollanovhattrick]

“happy pride!”

you’re just happy because everything is 20-60% gayer these 30 days aren’t you? I see your eyes and they are like boba balls with “yaoi” tattooed on them

Happy? HAPPY? all the yaoi workers are working overtime without payment, all to feed your yaoi obsession, disgusting 😔🫵

don’t get me started on the yuri workers, they aren’t even unionized

ALRIFHT U KNOW WHAT U LITTLE SHIT

[thehyperfixationistlass]

🗣️ WHAT? ‼️ AM I WRONG? 🚨

[ryland-grace-official-account]

…with tomato soup?

That sounds… wonderful!

[imrocky-statement]

Grace ask Mary to read “Time Travel Fix-it Enemies to Lovers Hurt/Comfort” before sleep. Rocky does not know how Sanji and Zorro keep doing so many activities, Grace so tired after science.

[macabro]

i like these eridian tropes.

imagine scrolling AO3 as a normal human and seeing a fic tagged as "an eridian wrote this" as well as the premise being an eridian version of a human fiction trope.

i think it is quite obvious to know if this is human-written or eridian-written (the descriptions)

I think eridians would write good fanfics

[thehyperfixationistlass]

all my favorite ao3 authors are eridians canon

[macabro]

If eridians had ao3 this one would go crazy.

[imrocky-statement]

No one to watch sleep?! Die?! Rocky see why humans read the Ao3, very scary, live experience from away

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[thehyperfixationistlass]

during PRIDE MONTH, question?!?!

[imrocky-statement]

Rocky mate bad as hell, statement.

[thehyperfixationistlass]

testing for ace

I’m positive

[thehyperfixationistlass]

TALK TO ME; DIRTY TALK TO ME SWEET CHAPTER 14 IS UP AND I’M SO READY TO SUFFER

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[thehyperfixationistlass]

not even on the bloodymary train but I wave when it passes

[aroace-ryland-grace]

happy pride month to ryland grace the aroace of all time

[thehyperfixationistlass]

“well your feelings aren’t real, you’re ace.”

REALLY? ON PRIDE MONTH? ON THE FIRST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH?

[sufferingbooknerd]

Johnathan Bailey as Anthony Bridgerton you have competition for yearner of the century and his name is Walker Scobell as 13 year old Percy Jackson telling his crush/girl best friend Annabeth Chase THIS

[thehyperfixationistlass]