Saltburn

the brainrot is strong any pronouns

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photographer!spidey x model!mj anyone?

[s1lly-astronaut]

I saw your post about you will accept any anonymous drawing requests. If I have to pay anything pls ignore this! I’m very broke. But not. Can you please draw Oliver holding a leash with Felix behind him towering over him? 🙏

Pss pss pss

Here it is, with Franken Felix <3

They have this dynamic...I maybe do a post about it later.

Sorry it took me so long anon, hope you like it! Or see it at least...akhdkd

I do draw for free! I accept request for literally anything FOR FREEE

[ollieolzzz]

i’m going to sounds insane but if anyone know sthe @ of the artist that drew Elon x Trump but as furries PLEAAAAASE let me know. I saw it on intagram reels.

Rat Elon births JD Vance’s (fursona not shown) child bc Proboscis Monkey Trump Trump couldn’t breed him right. Proboscis Monkey Trump breaks up with Rat Elon and goes back to Basset Hound Joe Biden and they get back together.

PLS PLS PLS ITS SO FUNNY AND A FOUR PART SERIES.

[nopaintjustpain]

Jon would NOT know how to use Snapchat but idc if it’s OOC, it’s funny

Martin borrowed one of Tim’s loud shirts because he wanted to be handsome in the picture. Tim is cheering him on in the background.

Original post w/ sound:

TikTok - Make Your Day

[judas-iscaryot]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

[judas-iscaryot]

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

[judas-iscaryot]

🦑‼️

[s1lly-astronaut]

Top sub Felix thrusting hard into Oliver and hugging his Ollie like his life depend on it and pleading for cumming inside

"I have been so good Ollie, please let me cum inside, please, please"

Oliver is too far gone in overstimulation, but he manages to command him to cum, cause he's weak and cause he needs Felix's cum inside him so so bad(and it's just so much, he loves how full he feels after)

[ollieolzzz]

YUPPPP YUPPPPP

[theconcealedweapon]

[ollieolzzz]

I’ve been re-listening to The Magnus Archives and I need a MAG 34 Anatomy Class AU but with Hannibal/Will.

Will is the University professor and Bedelia, Hannibal, Chiyo, Matthew and Mason are the students trying to learn how to be human.

Hannibal leaves the apple with human teeth on the inside on Will’s desk.

Hannibal getting the heartbeat correct on his first try.

Then he tells Will that he’s been studying (killing) on his free time since Will has been ill for the last few tutorials and it guilts Will into actually teaching his class.

Honestly I have no idea where this AU could go but I couldn’t stop thinking about it

[fear-is-truth]

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

[s1lly-astronaut]

Also need ADHD Felix(idgaf that's canon) sending Oliver a long LONG text about something he feels passionate about(please astronomy) and feeling embarrassed with himself about it, cause damn that's not a "cool dude" attitude right? And Oliver is kicking his feet like a little girl while reading, cause Felix felt comfortable enough to infodump w him

Oliver being Felix's safe space to be something more than the golden boy of oxford and Felix being Oliver's safe space to let himself be relaxed and happy and idk idk idk

[ollieolzzz]

all tea no shade. i need the literacy rate to go up bc it’s affecting the quality of fanfics

[alexisinabottle]

[aeshsar]

Bagged the Savior, scurry off now

[textrovert-01]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[bonbonlanguage]

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

[rk8con]

[suspendnodisbelief]

These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.

Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.

[classicfern]

Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them

[prismatic-bell]

Also, “huh?” is universal. It appears in almost every language, which suggests it may be one of the first sounds humans learned to make.

[kuuwo]

Good Boy

[edison-khc]

stackson is so good because you can have some real fun with the background of it:

childhood friends turned enemies?

stiles actually has a crush on jackson and is misplacing it?

jackson actually has a crush on stiles and doesnt know how to interact like a person?

stiles has a crush on jackson and is lying about who the crush is

the possibilities are truly endless

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one

Jackson: man slaughter it is then