Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet we struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet we struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
- Vision (at some point)
Script read through for ‘A Study in Pink’ (* - <)
Dany & Jon - 8x04
Hi! I wanted to ask if you consider writing a fic in canon universe?love your works btw🔥
Aw thanks so much! I have a couple in canon in my drafts currently unposted. A lot of canon divergence (cause screw you s8)! It depends if an idea strikes.
Daenerys: I hope you like sleeping in a bed with a thousand pillows.
Jon: Well, I hope you like sharing my one gray towel.
Daenerys: Listen guys, Jon and I were talking last night-
Davos: Pillow talk alert! Set the scene; spooning or face-to-face?
Jon: *impatient* Davos-
Davos: *whisper* Spooning.
Jon: Okay we have to convince Daenerys to come North and help us with the Army of the Dead
Davos: Ooh, we could tell her that there’s buried treasure, somewhere in the North. And after she’s helped us with the Army of the Dead, we tell her the treasure was love all along
Jon:
Davos:
Jon: No
jon’s eyes be like
That's why Judi Dench and I lost touch after that infamous ride on the Concorde. That never happened, right? God, you really get me. Selena Gomez and Martin Short as Mabel Mora and Oliver Putnam in Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman
I just need to ask for safety and my own courtesy, since your blog doesn't have an age. You're 18+?
yes over 20+
'Bedrock and Blueprints' Masterlist
best friends-to-lovers, Ari Levinson x Reader (25k+)
Romance 🔥 || Smut 🦆 || Author Fave 🍀 || Angst ⛈ || Fluff 🌼 || Dark Fic 🌘 || *** denotes work for all ages
Ari Levinson, now-retired from the Army Special Forces, is your aloof-but-loyal best friend who knows everything about you from the past ten years. What happens when a nomad and chronically planning family woman get together? And what happens when the house is actually falling apart around them?
*Most works under 2k words (longer are labeled).
Steve: Thing is, it's so hard to talk at work because there's no privacy. The roof is freezing, the holding cell is full of perps, and their romantic advice is not great. It's always to tell Y/N, "bitch, get your life right!"
Bucky: And?
Steve: I tried it. She did not like it.
#He broke the circle (insp)
Y/N: I'm 27 years old. I'm not getting any younger.
Steve: Really, sweetheart? Because in that last sentence, you just became 5 years younger.
Y/N: I am 30 years old, I have two GSEs, over thirteen years of schooling and three terms at an adult education centre behind me, right? And with all that, what have I become? I am a lookout.
Steve: No, Y/N, you're wrong. You're not just a lookout, you're a bad lookout!
[Playing Monopoly]
Y/N: Ah, you landed on Park Lane, I think that's one of my properties.
Steve: Of course it is. You own everything on the board.
Y/N: No I don't, no I don't. Look, you've got Coventry Street, Tony has the waterworks and all that. Ah yeah, Park Lane with one hotel, two thousand please.
Steve: Two...hold on, according to this it's only fifteen hundred.
Y/N: Yes I know, but I've put you in the penthouse suite haven't I?