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Steve: Can I tell Tony he looks nice?

Bucky: Sure.

Steve: Can I tell him I respect him?

Bucky: Maybe, if he asks.

Steve: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?

Bucky: …

Bucky: I’d save that for later.

Incorrect SteveTony pt. 3/?

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Steve: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Tony: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Incorrect steve tony pt. 1/?

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Steve: What’s your type?

Bucky: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, and a good fighter.

Steve: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I’m not a woman.

Bucky: Did I mention dumb?

Steve: Yes.

Bucky: Good. Just making sure.

Steve holding a meeting about PDA in the tower

Steve: “What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy teammate or office romance. Perfect example. Look at Bruce and Natasha.”

Natasha: (who’s tipsy) “Yeah. What? Us?”

Steve: “They don’t touch. They don’t kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.”

Bruce: (who’s running on lack of sleep) “Did it!”

Natasha: “Yeah!”