Devilish Delights

[pokemonho3]

[theweirdwideweb]

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM

[whereforeartthougender]

Come single, leave a throuple! Where does the third person come from? Come on down to the Massive Circular Field of Black Granite Stones That Bleed When You Touch Them and find out!

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[steampunktendencies]

“Skeleton rocking chair. Carved wood. Russia, 19th century.”⠀

[lordfeederdinkle]

[sweatysotherblogg]

[pwesident]

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

[wheezinghorre]

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

[pwesident]

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i think about this every day

[lydianax]

[wizardjpeg]

i think i will cause problems on purpose

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

HELL ON EARTH 

by Colin Geller

[drhanniballecter]

I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[arcusxx]

[valtsv]

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

[valtsv]

rip to all of you but im gonna get it

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come back to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.”

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[dndnd-memes]

When the warlock needs something: