Same.

there is a pretty girl who is pretty in a quiet way, I bet she's had a sad life.

[abidethetempest]

where is my beloved "its ween" pumpkin. i require its presence

[partydemoman]

Pretty sure this is it?

[abidethetempest]

YES MY PRECIOUS

ITS FUCKING WEENNNNNNN

[abidethetempest]

why is this post breaking containment. don’t do this to me

[shanks]

キノコ君

[stuckinapril]

[vamptits]

the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

[vamptits]

this applies to clothing as well!!! being happy and comfortable with yourself is ALWAYS more important than adhering to some stupid made up rules about body types. shave your head. wear the crop top.

[sannie-hannie]

Sephiroth (appreciation post) ✧ Final Fantasy VII Rebirth

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[wisteriacat]

Absolutely shameless but it’s pride month and I love them so idgaf

[crylin]

clothes swap!!! (╯✧▽✧)╯♡

[kulluto]

this is the funniest fucking tweet ever

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[sniffanimal]

no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics

[arirna]

[allineedisonedream]

Alfred's out of town:)

[coffebits]

More Princess Bride AU stuff ✨

[coffebits]

Zelda x Princess Bride AU ✨ (part 4?)

[ladye-zelda]

AKFJAKJFKSJDKAJLSJFKSKKGW YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[multitrackdrifting]

It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[virtualgirladvance]

Got that vampire autism where you gotta invite me in every time