I'm here for the free food

Just a regular, garden-variety human being.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

[heavensghost]

‘Love is an organic thing. It rots and softens.’

Words by Clementine Von Radics

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[moniquill]

It's literally not, it just requires some basic research about appropriate diet, enclosure needs, and enrichment. Peeves aren't domesticated the way dogs are but they are easily tamable the way hamsters are.

Will agree that many people don't know how to properly keep a pet peeve because of deliberate misinformation from big box petstores, though. The answer isn't 'ban pet peeves/shame people who have pet peeves' though, it's proper education.

... you're not one of those people who thinks it's unethical to even -hold- a grudge, right?

[silkysong]

goober comm for @omeletti :33 !!

[nondelphic]

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[marinersubmariner]

fortunate son

[gardenstatetait]

be nice to him its his first day!! 🎉🎉🎉

[sanatorium-industries]

Lighting Wizardry: A Quick Tutorial🧙🔮 Your model today:Eisenhorn (and sorry for my terrible English

[ashleeabutton]

ooo reblog to save for later!!! Thank you OP!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[headspace-hotel]

You know, I don't think you need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that

[headspace-hotel]

Everyone says "Yes, some people believe they have authority but do not in actuality, so you were right."

I disagree. Authority is a fiction. It's only real in its capacity to harm. Bearers of the fiction must be held at arm's length and humored with corresponding fictions, even if they seem conscious of what they carry. Especially if.

[martinkhall]

This is why I find it phrased perfectly fine. Although I am an anarchist.

[headspace-hotel]

I don't know what I am, but I'm sure not archist.

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon re- Wait, what was that last part? Theodore? Simon? AAaaaaalllviIIIIINNNN!???

[worstpainter-blog]

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[neenarchive]

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

[j3llym00n]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. This was almost THREE YEARS AGO.

Please enjoy my accidental magnum opus.

[omeletti]

The red gloves from Frankenstein (2025) permanently altered my brain chemistry, and now these two must suffer the consequences

[omeletti]

Am I drawing fanart for my Hux/Mitaka fanfic instead of writing its next chapter? You bet!

Mitaka looks like a sickly Victorian child in my head and I’m not sorry. Lowkey inspired by how beaten up Seb Armesto looked in that one episode of Gold Digger

Shameless plug to my AO3 under the cut. Fair warning: it’s canon-divergent, extremely self-indulgent, and born entirely from my desire to read Le Carré in space.

Vapor Trails (118169 words) by FlyingPug Chapters: 29/40 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka, Armitage Hux & Dopheld Mitaka, Armitage Hux & Millicent the Cat, Dopheld Mitaka & Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux & Kylo Ren, Dopheld Mitaka & Original First Order Characters (Star Wars), Dopheld Mitaka & Luke Skywalker, Armitage Hux & Phasma, Dopheld Mitaka & Thanisson, Dopheld Mitaka & Original Resistance Characters (Star Wars) Characters: Armitage Hux, Dopheld Mitaka, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Millicent the Cat (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Original Resistance Characters (Star Wars), Original First Order Characters (Star Wars), Phasma (Star Wars), Thanisson (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Force-Sensitive Dopheld Mitaka, Resistance Member Dopheld Mitaka, Armitage Hux Redemption, Kylo Ren Has Issues, Angst with a Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, I spent too much time on wookiepedia for this, Eventual Smut, Eventual as in 60k words in, emotionally constipated idiots, That's Not How The Force Works (Star Wars), Canon-Typical Violence, Brendol Hux's A+ Parenting, What Living On A Star Destroyer Taught Me About B2B Sales, First Order Politics (Star Wars), Dubious Ethics, Espionage and tea in space, War casualties, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, I had so much fun with the CSS for this thing Summary: Mitaka is a force-sensitive spy for the Resistance. Keeping his cover intact would be easier if Hux weren’t becoming a problem he can’t bring himself to solve.

[omeletti]

Messy warm up sketches because these men live in my mind now

I love how Mitaka seems perpetually haunted by the horrors, he's so real for that.

Feat. tiny Hux because the worms in my brain unionized and made demands