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It's 2:30AM right now and Insomnia attacks. #Finals
me: I LOVE READING
me: BOOKS ARE MY LIFE
me: !!!!!!!!!
me: [hasn't opened a book in weeks]
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Fun with chocolate in a piping bag. (We ate it afterwards) #âŞď¸đŤ #Chocolate (at Lyceum of the Philippines University-Cavite)
What do you guys think of my work?
Cats on Cats with Hats on Hats
I am so all of these graphs.
My Generation. My generation writes mail when yours writes letters but her fingers are swift and assured as she sends messages to the rest of the world. My generation reads, on paper and on screen, while yours criticizes, because having a book is a mark of culture and appearances matter to you. My generation listens to music while walking when yours just puts one step in front of the other, but that girl you see here, sheâs not isolated, sheâs lost in her dreams and follows the beat as she goes down the street. My generation dances, she pops and locks when yours used to waltz, she shakes her body like thereâs no tomorrow, because she knows there might not be a tomorrow. My generation  talks about sex because sex isnât a sin, because sex isnât a fault, because sex isnât dirty while yours still denies kids proper education. My generation takes selfies while yours watches with disdain, she makes memories and tries to exist because sheâs lost in the multitude and feels like a grain in a castle of sand. My generation is witty, sheâs smart, sheâs fast, sheâs funny, she makes videos and vines and yours calls that âstupidityâ. My generation has feelings but yours has made her cynical so she does her best not to lower her expectations in a world where dreams have become overrated and principles a luxury. My generation has got standards in a world ruled by money. She dreams of something more when yours told her all was already lost and that the green paper was more important than her health, than her love, than the Hearth. My generation is generous because at night when itâs pitch dark, she writes and thinks about just how she can improve peopleâs lives and provide for free so many things, in exchange of which yours wants money: education, knowledge, therapy, informations. You see those blogs with their shiny colours? some saved lives, and some of those kids on the street are anonymous heroes your generation calls âgeeksâ. My generation knows what a trans-person is when yours practices conversion therapies and destroyed Leelah Alcorn. My generation cries for the Rainforest while yours is destroying it. My generation dreams of a better world when yours killed Mike Brown. My generation does her best to survive with what yours gave her and what a gift, yeah what a gift: global warming and unemployment, crisis and wars, people starving. Species disappearing, seas rising, snows melting, humans dying. My generation is depressed, but she keeps fighting. Canât you see that the kids arenât alright? Canât you see the tears we cry at night? But Iâm gonna tell you something. My generation is her on way. Everyday, she grows stronger. We will make mistakes, we will have our tyrants, our terrorists, our ruthless bankers and corrupt cops, our racists, we will have our murderers because some children turn into adults made of stone. But my generation will have her Mandelas, her Martin Luther Kings, her Gandhis and her Marie Curies, her Rosa Parksâ, her J.K Rowlings, her Tolkiens, her Picassos, her geniuses and genuine lovers, hopeless dreamers and daring warriors. Do not spit on my generation. Because the time is now approaching, when you will witness our moment. My generation. Is the future.
My Generation (poem written by me J.M)
what even happens inside a dishwasher
dishes get washed
Well what did they expected.
What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HEREâS YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THATâS BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEYâRE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAHâS ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
THIS IS SERIOUSLY SOME OF THE COOLEST SHIT EVER WHAT THE FUCK
Woah.
comedy squads
funny without trying: aries, leo
intellectual jokes: aquarius, gemini
pick up lines: pisces, taurus
dad jokes: sagittarius, libra
bad puns: cancer, capricorn
improv: virgo, scorpio
Listen Up Fuckers
YouTube really doesnât pay that much like the ads before a video only pay if someone clicks on the ad or watches it for the whole 30 seconds. If a youtubers video gets 1,000 views itâll pay a few dollars and the youtuber themselves only gets a small cut of that so around $1. A lot of big youtubers would get 1 million views on a video but that only adds up to roughly $1000. Thats one reason why a successful youtuber could make an app or write a book or release a beauty line or an album, Iâm not saying theyâre in it for the money many of them arenât but you canât hate on them for the money they make.
Thank you for saying it.
The other way is sponsored videos. For many youtubers, this is their only job. They spend all the time doing this, not another job. So donât complain about a sponsored video.
I never knew ads didnât pay that much, itâs really opened my eyes
I just want to say one of my videos is nearing 100k views and Iâve only earned about $15 off of it
Makes me want to watch the monkey shaving himself now.
ânathan is a poopyheadâ
âcarlos is a mexican nameâ
i donât know what i expected
âZachary is a jewish nameâ
this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
andi is a bad bachelorette?
âemmett is a master builderâ damn straight
âsawney is a bonny ladâ
Brando is an Italian name.. Kay?
âgrainne is an irish nameâ ok
ISHA IS A CULT
âEmily is a theoryâ what *existential crisis*
âjade is a beautiful nameâ you know it
âTonii is a starâ hell yes i am
âAmelia is a muslim nameâ Iâm a white Christian
"Aaron is awesome." Hell yas.
Oh shit dafuq? He was so cute.