I won't tell if you won't

Bean. 25. Part-time writer, full-time cryptid. Dom!reader extraordinaire.

[omg-imatotalmess]

Masterlist

** Indicates smut for those of you that really do, or really don’t, want to read it

Harry Potter

So, You Can’t Dance

Your Turn**

Ron Weasley 

Weddings

Cockblock Kings

Ron Weasley Headcanons

Hermione Granger

Bed Time

Bad Dreams

Books and Kisses

Fred Weasley

It’s All Fun and Games 

Movie Night

Fred Thingy 

Soft Boy

Hide and Seek**

Fred Weasley Headcanons

Come to Jesus Moment**

Love Song in the Attic

A Love Letter From Fred Weasley

Red Rope and a Whiny Puppy**

George Weasley

A life For a Life 

Confessions, Kisses, and a Jumper

Pet Names**

George Weasley Headcanons

The Tree Incident

More George Headcanons

Avoidance

Clouds, Leaves, and a Broken Promise

Love Language Headcanons

Taking Care of Sick George Headcanons

Draco Malfoy

Too Forgiving

Is That a Threat or a Promise 

Sister’s Secrets - Brother’s Pain

Heartbroken

Kiss Me - Distractions**- Love Me

Waiting For Him

Scorpius Why

World’s Okayest Brother

What A Day

A Pair Of Jeans 

Amortentia ~Part 1~ - Amortentia ~Part 2~

What The Heart Wants

Drop the Accent

Surprise

Beauty and the Beast

Piggyback Rides

Cheater, Cheater

Do You Know?

A Letter From Draco Malfoy

Another Letter

A thing?

It Started Innocent**

Idk what this is 

Cuddles

Should Have Been Me

Nightmares and Hot Chocolate

Working Out**

Draco Malfoy Headcanons

Golden Angel**

Bickering Waltz

Sanctuary

Speed Demon**

Love and Ridiculously Expensive Champagne 

Neville Longbottom

Borrowed Notes

What if I Kissed You?

Getting Caught

Pretty Boy**

Better Than Your Pillow**

Newt Scamander 

Soothing

 Friends Forever

Credence Barebone

Masterpiece 

[georgiedoodles]

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[trekkie-smut]

GEORGIE THIS TURNED OUT SO WELL!!!

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

Carol: Are you two done arguing?

Y/N: We weren’t arguing.

Daryl, grumbling: Could’a fooled me.

Y/N: We were flirting.

Daryl: …

Daryl: Say what now?

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

gif not mine

Y/N, lying across Daryl’s bed when he walks in: Hey, handsome.

Daryl, stopping dead in the doorway: S’that my shirt?

Y/N, starting to slowly unbutton it: Mhm.

Daryl: Huh. Thought I lost that.

Y/N: Daryl.

Daryl: Been lookin’ for it all week.

Y/N: Daryl.

Daryl: Couldn’t even ‘member the last time I wore it really.

Y/N, groaning: I am trying to have sex with you, Daryl!

Daryl: …

Daryl: …..

Daryl, turning every shade of red: Uh, ain’cha s’posed to be naked for that?

Y/N: Well, I mean it’s not required but usually.

Daryl, so adorably, virginally confused: So why y’wearin’ my shirt?

Y/N: You’re really making me work for this.

[my-dailydreams]

[oldgayjew]

C'MON GOLDEN POTATO ...

[cricketcat9]

Please do your job

[gvaine]

wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar

[pluralwizard]

bad circulation gang rise up!!!

[pluralwizard]

but not too fast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[omg-imatotalmess]

I've been thinking about the type of attractive each of the boys is and I can't get it out of my head so here's this:

Draco Malfoy: Devastatingly beautiful. The kind of old world beauty that makes you feel a little wrecked when you look at him. Just sharp enough to catch your attention and just subtle enough to keep you watching.

George Weasley: Hot in the heart of gold, openly soft kind of way. The kind that makes you feel a little more gooey than you'd like to admit when he smiles at you a little too long. Sorta subtle at first, but it creeps up on you. One second he's just cute and the next he's warming every room he walks into.

Fred Weasley: Charminly cocky. Bold to a fault. The kind of hot where you can't tell how much of it is that he's really that hot and how much is confidence. He's definitely attractive all by himself but he also radiates attractiveness from somewhere within him in a way that’s just unfair.

Harry Potter: Dreamy and fantasy like. The kind of attractive that you typically only find in dreams. There's something about him that's always a touch familiar in a hazy way and unfamiliar in almost every other. It’s the kind of look that makes you want to reach out and touch him just to make sure he's real.

Neville Longbottom: Beautiful in the boy next door sort of way. The kind that’s disarming, familiar, and so subtle that makes your chest ache a little bit. He's the soft kind of beautiful that makes you stare without meaning to.

Ron Weasley: Hot in the friend’s sweet older bother way. The kind with a crooked smile, messy hair, and the general feeling that he might be teasing you a little. It’s an easy kind of attractive that you notice immediately and can't ever escape. He just gets hotter the longer you look at him even when he's being goofy. Especially then.

Oliver Wood: Hot in the kind jock from an 80’s movie way. He's so sweet and looks at you like you might solve all his problems if he can just figure out how to ask.

[im-trying-my-best-yall]

George Weasley likes sweet girls who are kinda mean to him and i dont make the rules

[omg-imatotalmess]

Oh no I am so sorry!! Just came from Instagram and wasn’t familiar with how different liking/reblogging/reposting works! I’m sorry - I liked a bunch of them and wasn’t aware how damaging that is to creators. I’ll try and go back now and reblog everything. I’m so sorry and thank you for your service 🫡

Love the Fred/George/Neville vibes!!

You're so sweet. There's no need to apologize for anything. I love spam likes. It gives me the same vibes as someone yelling that they like my overalls from the other side of the street. Of course, reblogs would very much be appreciated but don't ever apologize for validating my brain rot with likes. All I need to know is that someone else thinks I'm correct lol

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[kingkatsuki]

Dick from a guy that thinks you’re too good for him.

[kingkatsuki]

When he makes you laugh during sex and then you feel his hands tighten on your hips and his jaw clenches, muttering a stiff “ease up,” while he tries to stop himself from cumming early because “if you keep squeezing my cock like that I’ll cum.”

[omg-imatotalmess]

George could definitely cum just from eating you out. Like I could fully see him laying on his back as you rode his face, moaning and groaning like HE was the one being pleasured. He'd rut his hips into nothing but open air and grip the sheets so tight they'd rip. Something about having all of his senses full of nothing but you is enough to send him through the roof. He'd cum, never having touched his cock, completely drunk on the pleasure of feeling your orgasm on his tongue.

[antique-remains]

Need to push a pretty boy down and dry hump his bulge wildly until I have him cumming in his pants

[suosteacup-archived]

@kingkatsuki why did I think of you when i saw this post 🥵

[empty-sigh]

Don’t worry babe I love the way you can’t shut up it turns me on