The World According to Jaxon and Easton

I may be biased, but the shit my kids say is extremely entertaining. I am doing my part to make the world a better place by sharing our crazy life and the funny things they say.

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Chivalry is not dead!

I’d like to think that this has everything to do with me teaching my child to be kind and polite, rather than proving how big and strong he is….but Easton consistently holds doors for me. Chivalry is not dead, people! 😜😍💪

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In his quest to become an internet star tonight, Jaxon made weird noises, did some minimal break dancing, drew something strange (including some odd commentary), did a naked dance, and showed more determination than I've ever seen. It could be a long weekend with a lot of videos....

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Give The Beast a Snack!

The most appropriate first post on this blog that is all about the ridiculousness that is my boys, is all about a particularly challenging Monday morning. Things I’ve learned this morning: -Scrambled eggs is not enough breakfast for The Beast. -If he says he is still hungry, you have to read his mind. He won’t tell you what he wants. That would make this game much too easy. -Shoes and socks don’t only belong on the feet of the The Beast. Thrown into the front seat of the car is also a great place for them apparently. -If you don’t guess correctly on the “guess what snack I want game”, he will poop his pants. Oh, the consequences!