Coffey Break

Unapologetic mocker. Wannabe raconteur

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[old-fashioned-roger-boy-deactiv]

LETS DO THIS GUYS IM SERIOUS

every time you feel like you can’t do shit anymore bc you’re tired, think of Freddie.

ILL FUCKING DO IT, DARLING!

[killerqueen-gunpowdergelatine]

HONESTLY, THIS HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH HOPE FOR 2K19/

“I’ll fucking do it, darling. “

[im-happy-at-home]

I’ll fucking do it, darling.

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

I’LL FUCKING DO IT DARLING

And you fucking can too. 💛

[attackpunk]

I’ll fucking do it darling!!

[angryschnauzer]

2019′s motto

[creativitycache]

I’ll fucking do 2019 darling

[tnerdbean]

You know what I find interesting? How I Met Your Mother just like… disappeared from culture after the finale aired. Like sure you might still hear the odd, “Challenge accepted” or use that gif of Marshall hugging the pillow as a reaction image, but no one really uses the phrases in vernacular, no one talks about the episodes.

And I think it has to do with the fact that the finale betrayed fans badly.

Take Friends for instance. It still is a lasting cultural thing. I think we can all agree now in hindsight, that Ross is an absolute douchecanoe, but at the time, the majority of fans wanted Ross and Rachel to get together because it had been this thing that the show had told us through cues was MEANT to be.

In HIMYM, the entire show was predicated on MEETING the Mother, and we had ruled out that Robin wasn’t the Mother. More than that, they had shown us that Barney and Robin were actually perfect for each other. They had spent episodes and seasons redeeming Barney, and softening Robin and showing us why they were meant to be. And to see BOTH of those relationships forced apart for a series finale that they had written all the way back in season 1 that didn’t make any sense for the story they eventually told, was damning for the show’s legacy in culture.

I firmly believe that writers should be able to write the story they want, and if you want to listen to constructive criticism or do a little fan service along the way then great, but when you get to the finale? That right there is 100% for the fans. The finale is when you let go of the story completely. The finale is a love letter to the people who made your show continue for as long as it did. Good finales are why shows survive.

[darthmelyanna]

When you’re writing a work-in-progress, sometimes you have to abandon your original plan. Let that be a lesson.

[ddraco]

[artschoolglasses]

I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.

[mytamakomysookee]

Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.

[midoriko-sama]

And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

The look of utter defiance Dudley gives Vernon as he steps over the fence though 

[trueliefde-remade]

AUSTRALIA KEEP A PRIME MINISTER FOR MORE THAN 3 YEARS CHALLENGE

[lilyevane]

draco dormiens nunquam titillandus!

[theintrovertnation]

[friends-daily]

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[wildly-gesticulating]

[skywalkerapologist]

text post meme // obi-wan is obi-done

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bonus:

(so is yoda)

[shiftythrifting]

[clickholeofficial]

Enjoy! 

[knifefightscene]

Ccvvcvbbvvbb

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[blaruto]

I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

[i-want-cheese]

To me, the moral of Moana is that only women can help other women heal from male violence. 

The movie starts with the idea that the male god who wronged Te Fiti must be the one to heal her. This seems to make a certain sort of intuitive sense in that I think we all believe that if you do something wrong you should try to make it right. But how does he try to right it? Through more violence. Of course that failed. 

It was only when another woman, Moana, saw past the “demon of earth and fire” that the traumatized Te Fiti had become (what a good metaphor for trauma, right?) and met her with love instead of violence that she was able to heal. Note that they do the forehead press before Moana restores the heart, while Te Fiti is still Te Kā. Moana doesn’t wait for her beautiful island goddess to appear in all her green splendor before greeting and treating her as someone deserving of love.

Moana is only able to restore the heart because Te Kā reveals her vulnerability and allows Moana to touch her there. Maui and his male violence could only ever have resulted in more ruin.

[smalltall]

…this is exactly what I was trying to say and you put it beautifully. @i-want-cheese This is why the scene makes me tear up every damn time. Women’s honest, ugly reaction to trauma is almost never even depicted in films, let alone honored the way it is in Moana. Te Fiti doesn’t have to “rise above” being violated before she’s allowed to heal. Moana sees her and says

I know your name They have stolen the heart from inside you But this does not define you

She utterly accepts Te Fiti’s rage, her fear, her lashing out at anyone who comes near the remains of her ravaged body island. Female ugliness isn’t punished, it’s mourned and loved. What an indescribably comforting moment.

[herotox5]

[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

[lenaoxton]

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

[tlematimun]

we really are living in the darkest timeline

[lesquiem]

Please be satire