Mix I Am @phantasticpharaoh - Tumblr Blog

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

elliot-amy

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

triedandtrued

TODAY

captain-of-the-historicfuture

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

viridxs

I gotta take my chances

hashtagloveloses

me rooting for the percy jackson series to beat that stupid harry potter reboot series into the ground

lizahasbrownhair

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say

- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE

- *loud pop* student, in very calm voice: well that was painful

- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now

- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way

- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.

- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three

- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?

- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”

- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead

- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade? *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it* well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.

- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year student: sir, this is a four-year program professor: oh, then never

therearevampiresinmywardrobe

i thought nilered was an outlier but i guess they’re just Like This

animal-moments

iwtv1976

Let’s take some tumblr population sample statistics

How old are you?

Under 13

13/14/15

16/17/18

19/20/21

22/23/24

25/26/27

28/29/30

31/32/33

34/35/36

37+

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

I just want to know the age breakdown of this website so reblog please

dragonmuse

I know some 37+ folks follow me, let's represent!

ublock-origin

fraterrisus

Choose your fighter

Blorbo from my shows

Vanilla extract

Ea-Nasir

Goncharov (1973)

Keanu Reeves

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

please participate in my extremely scientific study and reblog to all your friends

aphony-cree

I finally got polls!

What day did this post come across your dash?

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

Since posts can run for a full week I wanted to see how this spreads

maximumsunshine

For it to spread, it needs reblogged. Reblog for science yall! Let's help OP!

ranidspace

DO NOT answer the poll yet, use the link at the bottom of the post and generate a number 1-10. THEN vote the number you got.

1

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10

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2023

Free number generator service with quick book-markable links

ranidspace

reblog for higher sample size. im thinking of doing more math poll experiments idk

relientk

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

dianapocalypse

foone

(obligatory death generator link)

desolationlesbian

Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

agave

hey do me a favor and reblog this but don't vote on it

ok i will not vote

hehehe i'm going to be a little scamp and vote anyway!

woo hoo hehe

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

neil-gaiman

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...