[asexual-fandom-queen]

that Recurring Motif in brooklyn nine-nine where they have their queer (canon/coded) characters positioned with/in front of pride flags 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

reblog if you agree

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]

[thebootydiaries]

White people be like: This Chapstick is so spicy

[mysharona1987]

[hydrate-tion]

hamilton a la mean girls

*HAMILTON AND MADISON IN AN OFFICE WRITING THE FEDERALIST PAPERS*

John Jay: *cough* I can’t write the papers *cough* I’m sick.

Hamilton and Madison: Boo you whore.

[illtumblforyuh]

[bruelarson]

“Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?”

— Ophelia to Hamlet, Act III, Scene II or, Hamlet to Ophelia, Act V, Scene I   (via ronaldwearsley)

[keithsweatshop]

zoey (at the beggining of the zoey 101 theme song): “are you ready”?

me:

[great-tweets]

wait WHAT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, so… does -copter come *from* helicopter? 

[reverberereration]

Yep! This is called rebracketing. Another famous example would be “-burger”: the original food item is named after the German city, [Hamburg]+[er], but got semantically reinterpreted as [ham]+[burger]. Now it’s used as a suffix indicating a type of sandwich.

[sarallis]

@kompanie-mutter

[cyrodiil-burns]

Tell me this is some kind of joke

[liberalsarecool]

This reflects the soul of the conservative movement: they will scream ‘lock her up’ with such attitude, with such venom, as they themselves are committing major crimes that will get them locked up.

The Right think they have some righteous high ground, yet they back frauds and scammers. Flat out assholes.

[great-tweets]

WOW

[king-emare]

this was perfect

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

[peteneems]

[tangled-pixel-harpsichord]

[bob-belcher]

minus Boyle’s knowledge of food

[thebootydiaries]

shout out to my left eyebrow. u were always there for me. u always had my back and i respect u

[liberalsarecool]

Occam’s razor: California hates Trump.

[brittany-murphy]