omgpeachsnapple

Rampant shitposting. 30+ she/her ao3 ko-fi

[temporoyales]

ARR Minfilia and Arthur in North Thanalan, before Praetorium

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[omgpeachsnapple]

He’s such a prince.

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[tlirsgender]

"This choice was thematically appropriate but it makes me sad," a memoir

[tlirsgender]

I know this character had to die but what if they didn't: the squeakwel

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[chib-g]

The Seat of Sacrifice

[lesbianmarrow]

at first you think mulder is a bad boy and that’s why scully likes him but then you keep watching and you find out mulder is a very very very good boy. and THAT’S why scully likes him

[moonlightingcurse]

I had you. No, you didn't. Oh, yeah. I had you big time. You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle.

THE X FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE (1998) dir. Rob Bowman

[catchymemes]

[justarandomgirly]

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

[starfieldcanvas]

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident

[yahargul]

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

[omgpeachsnapple]

The cut from all the horrific deaths and Subaru’s screams of confusion and terror to the happy, poppy opening genuinely fried me.

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[morebird]

had to draw my favorite wizard again

[soundcarvings]

I think you’re all so smart and doing your best and I suspect it will work out in your favor too

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.