Awkward bisexual Horror And Metal Fan.

[omgstallionduck]

God I wish Salt Lake City wasn't so fucking GAY 🐬🔫 they're the same thing Chest hare. Who tryna show tits? :- Insurance insurance Balle Crab Alabamastan M anal Everyday I call my dogs GAY Obscure fetish porn where Santa Claus and Jesus blow bubbles onto a naked woman's hairy vagine Don't cheat on me with a fucking crab Waiting for dickblizzard... 🎷🐝 I wish i was a virgin. I can fix that for you baby 😏 Ball BIG ASS DICK Ball Where my shrimp? Vape in butthole When the dick too bomb I'm not Muslim 🍤 I got ribbed condoms They came with barbecue sauce Nard? I prefer the term I tell ass Puerto Rico is in Mexico I breathe in 7/8 time when I jackoff is that weird?

[omgstallionduck]

What if you have gay atheist parents that's vape and also a vegan,and you need to tell them that you are religious not gay,and fucking Tyrannosaurus rex carnivore?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you donate blood as a guy and it goes to another guy, you literally fuel his erections.

[omgstallionduck]

Bro you make my dick hard

[omgstallionduck]

Relationship goals: having one

[omgstallionduck]

The biggest reason why I don't post as much anymore to my one or two followers is cuz almost none of my posts get any notes so like why fucking bother? Also because I forget about tumblr a lot.

[omgstallionduck]

I need some ideas of what to do for my 21st birthday coming up on April 6th.

[omgstallionduck]

If I got complimented once in awhile I would be more confident.

[omgstallionduck]

I can't remember what it feels like to be kissed. It's been over 2 years...

[omgstallionduck]

[omgstallionduck]

[theurliwantedisgone-deactivated]

[pulchrabelle]

this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen

[blake-wyatt]

 ”I’m determined to be taller than you are”

determination will get you anywhere

[troyesivan]

[emmaneverbetter]

reblog everytime when it’s on my dash

[omgstallionduck]

So I'm watching Ultimate Spider-Man on Netflix and the Guardians of the Galaxy are in this episode and Groot looks like a Titan from Attack on Titan.

[omgstallionduck]

Looks like I'm gonna get killed by me

[omgstallionduck]

Ay yo where can a nigga get a damn date around here?

[omgstallionduck]

Atmosphere in Silent Hill? More like atmosFEAR.

[omgstallionduck]

why do people hate farts? 

[omgstallionduck]

it’s moments like this that i really wish i had a significant other to text and be cute with and maybe cuddle in bed.