[cursedcatimages]

[toxicrocket]

Hazel London: LIVE from Bella Noche!

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[eggzaki]

g2g = got 2 grow (as a human bean)

[thebootydiaries]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[danmangan]

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

[alisonzai]

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

[assassinregrets]

a guy who calls a girl a whore for not sleeping with him is a strong contender

[actionables]

they’re the same guy

[weloveshortvideos]

[allhailsauron-deactivated201506]

UNMUTE

[marshmallowscream]

his little gasp

[kant-deactivated20190908]

dfgkjhdsflskalfihaodscbkxzxmzvalsdfk

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[xekstrin]

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

[s7eep]

[madddscience]

Me immediately before and after sending an important email

[inkskinned]

i think the moon would like you

[mjalti]

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

[i-amal-m-deactivated20220218]

Adorable 😩❤❤

[fat-birds]

BABY