space cowboy.

milo | yeehonk | 🤠🤡

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

i’m like if a gay guy was bisexual

[titsay]

Munchlax and Snorlax napping

[ryebreadgf]

[meltingpotofinterests]

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[dubiousdisco]

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[fzzzp]

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

[argumate]

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[literallysame]

oh my god

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[awnfox]

Don't take your anger out on Bambi. I'm not angry. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff. I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. Please. What about all the women you've slept with?

Scrubs 2x08.

[pokemonarchive]

012 Butterfree (2022) Illustrator: HYOGONOSUKE

[nanuuiycacahuates]

Liminal 🎪

[sharkfiinn]

i love this part so much theyre so stupid . look at them

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[sykesarchive2]

from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.