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@ask-olive-and-penn
i have certainly had the worst year of my life. but i have my job back at the bugle because the fucker who took mine got fired for well. a lady shant kiss and tell (he tried to kill jonah it was a whole thing)
NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT i take it back i hate all of you
Olive: Sooooo if you did not, in fact, kiss, does that mean you can tell? Because I looooove listening to people yap about things (for research purposes)
sometimes i look at doc ock and think, 'you know, we couldāve just been friends.' but then i remember he threw a car at me once
Penn: Wasnāt a deal-breaker for me.
Penn: Though Iām assuming thereās more going on for you than just getting a car tossed your way?
There should be more ships that are enemies AND lovers. Like such a deep connection and such a deep history with eachother that even though they should hate eachother they just canāt, and no matter what they always go back to eachother whether itās to fight or fuck. I donāt know if itās just me but thatās literally MY trope. It will always be #1.
Big news! Thereās been some talks that Toby and Dr. Kafka were having with some of the higher ups! They believe with enough ongoing medical support, I could be able to safely live outside the BSAA facility and have a somewhat normal life, though the details for this is still being worked out!
I might be able to get out of inpatient care soon, some time in the next month! And Iāve been making plans to live with MJ in Chicago!!!
Iām very excited!! But very scared.
Am I really ready for this?
I hope so.
- š„©
Penn: Good to hear, sisā super glad to hear youāll be out of there. Getting a place with MJ is a bonus too. Donāt exactly have reliable multiverse travel yet, but if thereās a way I can help, let me know?
So yeah. Norman Osborn is the leader of the Avengers in my universe.
I probably should have mentioned that sooner... given that he seems to become "The Green Goblin" for everybody else.
I don't know the guy personally. Miles told me that Peter worked with him a few years ago when the Avengers were nothing more than Osborn's "dream team," as Miles described it to me.
But aside from that, all I know is that a few years back, way before I got bit, some armored hero calling himself "The Iron Goblin" appeared out of nowhere. Basically become New York City's very own Knight (in a sense) in Shining Armor. Coincidentally, around that time is when Oscorp stopped its shady business dealing and began creating massive advances towards scientific progress.
Oscorp grew, Iron Goblin saves the city half a dozen times, and I think the world once, and then one day out of nowhere Norman Osborn unveils himself as the Goblin. Then he makes the Avengers, they save the world on an almost weekly basis, and boom, a recipe for the most famous man on Earth.
So imagine my surprise when I learn the guy is a murderous psychopath is every other universe.
Penn: Iām skeptical of that ācoincidenceā. Shady corporations donāt just heel-turn like that on a whimā the change of face feels tooā¦ intentional.
Penn: If I were you, Iād keep tabs on them. Poke around, if youāre able to. If theyāre clean, then thatās a win. But if thereās something else going on, youāll be glad you found it.
So, everyone else's Norman Osborn becomes this guy Green Goblin, right?
Should I be worried about this?
Please say no, I can't deal with this on top of everything else right now.
Penn: Unfortunatelyā¦ yeah. Youāre gonna have to worry about that.
But like. The guy is the leader of the Avengers, it has to be safe, right?
Penn: Heās. WHAT.
Olive: Like, for real? If your guy is anything like our guyā¦ big yikes.
So, everyone else's Norman Osborn becomes this guy Green Goblin, right?
Should I be worried about this?
Please say no, I can't deal with this on top of everything else right now.
Penn: Unfortunatelyā¦ yeah. Youāre gonna have to worry about that.
I hate that Panda-Mania is kinda cute.
You should ask her out. If she's anything like the Panda-Mania in my 'verse, I think she'd genuinely consider saying yes. Even if you can't talk her into switching sides, it'd probably be a nice change of pace for you both.
Oh. Wow, I was kind of expecting more of a "no that's a bad idea to date a villain" response.
Isn't there, like, an unwritten rule to not date villains?
Penn: Depends on the āvillainā, I suppose. Big difference between someone that steals and does other, more contained stuff and the ones that actively go out and try to maim and torture people.
Penn: Like Olive. Sheās technically a āvillainā, but itās more to do withā¦ the particular people she inconveniences. Also the property damage.
Penn: Weāre not dating though. Never have. Justā¦ figured itād make for a decent example. Just that.
Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it
LIV tell them about yourself!!! like how we met and why do you throw cars at me
Alright, arachnid...
I first met Mommy Long Legs while attempting to obtain a few samples of nuclear material from a workplace accident that had hospitalized me earlier that week. Ez had heard that I may have injured a few people, escaping the hospital, and thought I might be threat.
As for the car-throwing! Itās basically affirmative action. By inconveniencing drivers, I encourage better infrastructure and a further reliance on public transportation! Youāre WELCOME!
- Dr. Octavius š
Me š¤ Liv
Throw cars to inconvenience drivers and to support public transportation š
Olive: waitwaitwaitā you can throw cars to help public transportation????
Olive: I mean, Iāve already been throwing cars, but itās been for other reasons. but this? GENIUS!!
Olive: be right back, gotta tell Penn that Iāve got a new hands-on research project to work on š
rank the peter parkers. do it
1. Pax Parker. I like her!
2. Mr. Parker. Funky guy with bad fashion <3 meow meow
3. Lore. Hiii kid you are doing soo good I believe in you
4. Specs. Donāt like this guy </3 /j
DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Peter Parker of EARTH-7777520 I want to kill that guy.
Penn: Can definitely agree with you on the first one. My sis is pretty rad.
Penn: Whatās up with the last me though? Just curious.
He's ... Not a good guy. Notably, he betrayed his fellow vigilante friends by selling them out to the government, and... used them to create biomechatronic murder machines that hunt spider-heroes.
Penn: What. The actual. Fuck.
Penn: Mind if I go with you to kick that meās ass?
I appreciate the enthusiasm, but he seems like a really, really dangerous person and I couldn't let you go ahead with it in good conscience.
Penn: Ah. A shame I canāt do it myself, but I can respect where youāre coming from with that decision.
Penn: If you head over his way, get some extra hard punches in for me, yeah? And if you werenāt already gonna tell him that heās an asshole, make sure to do that too.
rank the peter parkers. do it
1. Pax Parker. I like her!
2. Mr. Parker. Funky guy with bad fashion <3 meow meow
3. Lore. Hiii kid you are doing soo good I believe in you
4. Specs. Donāt like this guy </3 /j
DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Peter Parker of EARTH-7777520 I want to kill that guy.
Penn: Can definitely agree with you on the first one. My sis is pretty rad.
Penn: Whatās up with the last me though? Just curious.
He's ... Not a good guy. Notably, he betrayed his fellow vigilante friends by selling them out to the government, and... used them to create biomechatronic murder machines that hunt spider-heroes.
Penn: What. The actual. Fuck.
Penn: Mind if I go with you to kick that meās ass?
rank the peter parkers. do it
1. Pax Parker. I like her!
2. Mr. Parker. Funky guy with bad fashion <3 meow meow
3. Lore. Hiii kid you are doing soo good I believe in you
4. Specs. Donāt like this guy </3 /j
DISHONOURABLE MENTION: Peter Parker of EARTH-7777520 I want to kill that guy.
Penn: Can definitely agree with you on the first one. My sis is pretty rad.
Penn: Whatās up with the last me though? Just curious.
Hey, guys. Itās been a while, and Iām sure you guys have some questions about where the fuck Iāve been for the past couple months. Well. The people from my universe know what went down, Iām mainly talking to the other spiders.
I will be sure to tell you what happened eventually.
For now, holy shit thereās this girl I really like and I wanna ask her out an d i have no isfdea what the fuck to do help help hlp jelp
Olive: Well, I canāt say that Iāve got any dating experience under my belt... but! I think that integrating a bit of the scientific method into your thought process may be of use here! Consider: what have you observed her displaying a liking to? Then, perhaps, you could hypothesize that, if presented with things that make her happy, she may be more inclined to date her. Then-- the experiment! Introduce her to an environment that contains that liked thing. If the results are positive, than it would likely be safe to present that type of object to her directly. Repeat as many times as needed, and with as many interests as you find that she holds, until youāve reached an ideal state of dateability in which she will accept your proposal!
SendĀ š + Any question youāve been curious to know about my muse!
Could be absolutely anything. Donāt be shy!
Uhh, does she get mad about you snooping on her?
Penn: It's... just a part of the routine we've got going on, I guess.
Penn: She doesn't exactly make it easy for me to snoop around, given that she knows that I'll be doing so once I know she's up to something. Figuring out what she's going to do before the time she plans to do it comes around.
Penn: Dammit. Oliveās been having this look on her face for the past few days. Itās this curly little smile that sneaks up whenever sheās planning something.
Penn: Guess itās time for me to start snooping on her again...
