Don't Perceive Me

Age in bio: 🖕

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[no-one-offical]

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[totally-cis-offical]

I used to love take me to a useless website

[gothinkdexign]

Sea Trek: Voyager

When the brand-new Siennese ship Viareggio is sent to deal with some corsairs on an island near Bajor, everything seems like it's going swimmingly. But after she enters a vicious storm in the Atlantic and exits it just southeast of Australia, her intrepid crew must set about on a long journey home. Along the way, they will encounter sea monsters, ghost ships, islands with all manner of peoples, and a massive zombie pirate fleet bent on taking the vessel and everything on it!

Caterina Jacobini: Basically just Janeway’s character in the da Vinci simulations, I guess.

Seven o’ Nine: Cured zombie.

Mr. Neely: A Scottish castaway who has invented strange new recipes from the limited resources of his island.

Kes: A mermaid who kept Neely company while he was stranded.

Tuvok: A member of the ancient Cult of Vulcan, which was blessed with great wisdom and long life by the eponymous Roman fire god.

Tom of Paris: A wisecracking, occasionally irresponsible, but talented helmsman.

Ha-jun Kim: Fresh-faced, eager eternal ensign.

Chalmecatl: A Nahua former pirate captain who raided Spanish galleons, now Jacobini’s second-in-command.

B’Elanna Torres: A half-human, half-shark engineer. I thought a tiger shark fit her personality best.

Probus: A ghostly Roman doctor kept in a terracotta jar.

Queen of the Dead: Leader of the zombies pursuing the ship, the Queen is determined to reassimilate Seven.

Naomi Whaleman: “How do I put a new spin on Naomi? … Screw it, just make her a narwhal.”

Icheb: Another de-zombified crewmember, recognizable by the barnacles permanently embedded on his nose and forehead.

Probus’ mobile emitter: crab

Next week: Deep Sea Nine

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🏴‍☠️ patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/find-help-26712359

[thehandsomedevil88]

All I want from life

[segamascott]

[capybaralovers]

[play-exy-be-sexy]

Hi I love you all🖤

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[thepraline]

omgg the gif from the forgotten button-popping vid that didn't turn out how I wanted...

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[spaceytingz]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[hackingfun]

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[magnificentmicrowave]

I NEED YOU TO BE PRESENT

FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO NEXT