snoozing on main

i want to find funny texposts and sometimes put my art on here idk

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[sneeblbop]

mysneebling

[beetlesprout]

grace..get in the hail mary

[spielzeugkaiser]

I love all the 'rocky cares for grace' h/c but I crave more of the opposite too-

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[druid-for-hire]

His raincoat was never packed, because obviously he wouldn't need it in space—I wonder sometimes if Stratt held onto it for any amount of time.

Something something getting someone out of their shell & shucking clams?

[charlie-jpeg]

TOSYA'S FACE IS IS IS IS SSSSS

[ilikedeltarune-not2]

a bird flies past the window

[mexicanprophet]

[steamingketchup]

been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons