Chubby-Kink quote prompts
1. āAre you gonna finish that?ā
2. āIām full. Do you want the rest of this?ā
4. āI swear these fit last week!ā
5. āAre you sure those are your size?ā
6. āArenāt those MY leftovers?ā
7. āWant another slice?ā
8. āJesus, I thought there was an eclipse!ā
9. āIs that your stomach making those noises?ā
10. āIs that a new stretch mark?ā
11. āExcuse me, I believe this button belongs to you?ā
12. āAre you still eating?ā
13. āI told you you couldnāt finish it!ā
14. āWhat do you mean that was a snack?!ā
15. āTheyāll have both.ā
16. āThis was all just for you?!ā
17. āYouāre still hungry, arenāt you?ā
18. āAre you ready for more?ā
19. āDid those EVER fit?ā
20. āAre your clothes getting a bit snug?ā
21. āDidnāt I deliver here this morning?ā
22. āI hope I made enoughā¦ā
23. āThat is supposed to feed a family of four!ā
25. āDid you hear something crack?ā
26. āI thought we had ice cream leftā¦ā
27. āHave you been sitting here all day?ā
28. āIs the scale broken?ā
29. āDid something just rip?ā
30. āYouāre STILL hungry?ā
31. āI just passed a Girl Scout who was skipping and counting a wad of cash. She was here, wasnāt she?ā
32. āSo do all the drive through workers know you by name?ā
33. āI donāt think those will stretch anymore.ā
34. āCould you pass me those? Iām too full to get up.ā
35. āWhen they say āall you can eat,ā itās not a challenge!ā
36. āI didnāt say you COULDNāT eat all that, I said you probably SHOULDNāT!ā
37. āAre you aware that what you call a snack could feed a family of four for a day?ā
38. āI think we might need to get you some larger clothes. Or maybe see if the circus has any tents we could borrow.ā
39. āI canāt tell if youāre fatter. At some point itās hard to tell if youāve put on two pounds.ā
40. āYou know, those āyour mamaās so fatā¦ā jokes arenāt meant to be aspirational.ā
41. āSo whatās another ten pounds?ā
42. āRemind me again why you eat every day like itās Christmas? Oh, yeah, I suggested it.ā
43. āWhile I appreciate your commitment to not wasting food, this is getting ridiculous!ā
44. āWhen I said I cooked enough for an army, you shouted āArmy of one!ā and attacked the table!ā
45. āHave you heard about the cacao shortage weāll be facing in a few decades? I bet youāre the main cause.ā
46. āYou eat like a professional swimmer, and youāre starting to look like one. Shamu!ā
47. āI think you have āgobble ātil you waddleā embroidered and hanging above your bed!ā
48. āI can see youāre confused so let me help you. Pies? They arenāt single-serve.ā
49. āShouting āChallenge accepted!ā Is not an appropriate response when the waiter says the mean includes bottomless fries!ā
50. āThis is getting totally out of hand! The waiter asked you to say when and now thereās so much cheese I canāt see your plate, the waiter has carpal tunnel, three people are dead, and the cows are screaming!ā
51. āI love that you only wear crop tops. Oh, theyāre just regular t-shirts?ā
52. āThe gain is hardly noticeable! And we could dress you in something slimming. Likeā¦Wyoming?ā
53. āAh, weāre going out for dinner! I can hear the buffets quivering in fear already!ā
54. āYou know, the whole āthe dog must have eaten itā excuse would work better if we had a dog, right?ā
55. āYou donāt win anything for having the highest calorie count!ā
56. āYou know youāre the walking clichĆ© of the doughnut-eating cop, right?ā
57. āOf course you canāt fit in your football team jacket! It fit when you were the quarterback and now youāre more like two linebackers!ā
58. āYou realize that when people gift us with food, itās for the both of us, right?ā
59. āI got this āWide Loadā sticker for my truck but I think you may need it more.ā
60. āā¦youāre resumĆ© says ācan eat my weight in doughnutsā and āI never met a cookie I didnāt like.āā
61. āI know the phrase is ācould bounce a quarter off that thingā but for you, I think itās more like a quarter pounder!ā
62. āYou know, a love seat is built to accommodate two people, not just one personās love handles.ā
63. āWhen you go to sit on bar stoolsā¦are they afraid?ā
64. āThatās not a spare tire! Thatās Michelinās entire product line!ā
65. āItās more than some cushion for the Pushkināā¦at this point itās an entire couch!ā
66. āMaybe you should show those poor pants some mercy and just take them off.ā
67. āI was gonna go mattress shopping today but with you, I think I can cross that off my to-do list.ā
68. āWhatās your Halloween costume gonna be this year? Santa? The planet Jupiter?ā
69. āThey named a menu item after you? How often do you eat here?!ā
70. āI donāt think French fries were what they had in mind when they said to eat your vegetables!ā
71. āPretty sure the serving size is two slices,ā¦not two cakes.ā
72. āYou canāt eat your problems away!ā
73. āWhen I said you had to choose between the pecan and the apple pies, I didnāt mean you eat the pecan pie then āchooseā the apple pie because itās the only one left!ā
74. āI HAD to eat them all! I didnāt want any of them to feel left out!ā
75. āHow did you even get those pants on?ā
76. āIt used to be cute when you stole my clothes to wear because they smelled like meā¦a hundred pounds ago.ā
77. āWhat did you have against that chair?ā
78. āI thought you were going to kiss me, but you just leaned over to steal my dessert!ā
79. āHun, you order from that place so often, they sent you flowers for your last birthday.ā
80. āIām honestly a little jealous of the looks youāve been giving that cheesecakeā¦ā
81. āThe school checks your schedule before scheduling bake sales!ā
82. āVacation calories DO count and thatās why you had to buy a second seat!ā
83. āI wish you looked at me like you look at the dessert tray.ā
84. āSo when you booked this cruise, did the words, āall-inclusive diningā flash in front of your face like neon lights?ā
85. āThe things you did to that cakeā¦I canāt decide if I should be more turned on or jealous!ā
86. āI told you I didnāt want you to double-bounce me on the trampoline! I have altitude sickness now! I saw satellites! THE MAN IN THE MOON TOLD ME TO SAY HI TO YOU!!ā
87. āWe lost half the water in the pool after your cannonball!ā
88. āIām caught in your gravitational pull!ā
89. āWell, suck it in! Thatās the largest size this store sells.ā
90. āSo, is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see mā¦oh, it really is a sausage!ā
91. āDidnāt the tailor JUST let those out?!ā
92. āWhen you said you were training for a sport, I didnāt think you meant SUMO!ā
93. āIs this what you looked like in high school?Well, now you look like you swallowed your younger self!
94. āI know youāre trying to bulk up, but maybe putting ice cream in your protein shakes isnāt the best strategy?ā
95. āHey, that restaurant that you like is doing their endless pasta promotion! Babe? ā¦Aaaand youāre already out the door.ā
96. āSo, need a belly rub?ā
97. āSo you were jock in high school, huh? At least judging by this itty, bitty lettermanās jacket you were.ā
98. āI donāt think lifting your ass off the couch counts as exercise!ā
99. āIt looks like someoneās been bulking a bit TOO hard!ā
100. āYou were only on the injured list for three weeks! Like, Iām glad youāre okay, but how did you put on thirty pounds?ā
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