[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[seatrench]

Baby Clownfish

(source)

[kalbindenoperim]

[krawps]

alright good morning to you too bitch

[bob-belcher]

being woken up early on the weekend mood

[officialpigeon]

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

[markvomit]

[prayfortiger]

[memescomedy]

[bye-bye-xx-deactivated20190127]

[thedudeleftthebuilding-deactiva]

[lipglosse]

[strawedhats-deactivated20201212]

Bae : tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me : Quiero proponerte un negocio: un atraco… un atraco singular. Estoy buscando a gente que no tiene mucho que perder. Como te suenan 2.400 millones de euro?

[suckfocialmedia]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[hoetipsbyangel]

stop waiting on men to validate you. you’re pretty. you’re smart. you’re interesting. you’re worth time & effort. you deserve to be loved. you need to know these things and truly believe them. don’t wait on some man to come along and tell you.

[thebrokengenderqueer]