A Concoction of Contradictions

~I live in my head a bit too much~ I'm a poetry blog sometimes, a fandom blog, depression blog, indie, humor, quotes, tall girls, and anything else that I find interesting blog. *I do not promote self harm* My ask box is always open if you ever need anything. I'm here to help :) kik: Icaralias snapchat: re_punzel

[nerd4music]

LIZZO for Allure Magazine | March 2019 photography by Luke Gilford

[jijidraws]

♡ MERMAY! Part 1 ♡ I had a great time exploring negative shapes this Mermay. All originals are up for sale on my new site: ♡ JIJI.storenvy.com ♡ { Tattoo Policy! }

[sosuperawesome]

Jiji Knight on Instagram

[on-wax-wings]

My favorite artist 😍😍😍

[jijidraws]

✧ ZODIAC ✧ // Part I Ko-Fi! • Instagram

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[moonlightsdreaming]

Twisted Disney by Kasami-Sensei

[refinery29]

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[beggars-opera]

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

[tactical-necromancy]

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

[amandagenine-deactivated2019062]

Thanksgiving turkey and the casual love you bye killed me dead

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[goneonline-deactivated20170919]

[disordered]

Forest god

[sleepy--fox]

… Was a friend

[greyeyedwolfie-deactivated20181]

I think I reblog this every time it comes up. I make paper stars and sometimes it does make me feel better

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

i never knew how to make paper stars, so i looked up for tutorials on youtube.

when i’m lonenly, which is translated to most of the time, i make them; green, yellow, pink, blue, white, purple.

and, believe me, it’s kind of a relief to make them. not only for the colors and cute shape, but also for the fact that the time i spend makin them i am entertained and don’t have to think about my loneliness anymore.

i learnt how to make them like two months ago, by the way. and i have made over 300. 

it’s awesome. 

[randompintobean-deactivated2016]

I’ve been wanting to see this story again.

This is for everyone. Guys, girls, both, neither, and more.

When you’re upset, make a star. When you’re stressed, make a star. I make them in school when the teacher yells at our class for being lazy or dumb. I make them at home when I’m in my room, wishing someone would notice my feelings and give me comfort. I’ve always made them with whatever I had around, and write a number on each and every one because its therapeutic. I can see how far I’ve come and how many times I haven’t given up.

Right now I’m at around four-hundred and seventy, and it really puts everything into a perspective.

Thats four hundred and seventy times that I could’ve given up. I’ve gotten pretty close on some of them - scarily close, but every one of those stars is a reminder to keep pushing forward, because I wake up every day and on my dresser is a box full of stars, and when I’m happy I think of how far I’ve come.

I think this idea should be passed around as much as possible. Its calming and distracting from and panic I feel. It gives me something methodical to do: Fold here. Fold there. Crease that line. There you go, Create. Produce. Make something solid and focus on it. Make another if you need to. Write a number. Fill up the jar, box, drawer.

And when you’re breaking and feel everything crashing down, you can look at your stars and think:

“See? I made it through alright. I can give it another go.”

[alienhazy]

syndhdsalty

[cherryxblossoms-deactivated2020]

punkjackaboy Thanks babe ❤️ #sweetesthusbandever

[theoneandonlyespa]

I finally found the original! I’ve reblogged this once years ago and never found it again, I am SO HAPPY 😱😂😃👏👍

[naamahdarling]

I love this comic so much. And the stars … I love making these things. It’s a good way to keep your hands busy and your mind quiet when you’re in a lot of pain inside. Also, they’re really flippin’ cute.

[335am]

i actually make these and it’s super helpful

[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[jewblog]

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year

[roman-sunshine]

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

[official-canadianjesus]

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious