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[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

Day #3038

The Once-ler fandom is still alive.

[destiny-ler]

Now she was completely and utterly embarrassed by her mistake and having not spotted the scar right off the bat. Verse just looked so much like Oncie while she was waking up. She should’ve figured that when she felt him being half naked that it wasn’t her Oncie. Her dork always wore PJ’s or, well, most of the time anyways. Hearing Verse retort that he loved her too, her face just continued to stay the deep red.  Destiny listened closely as he explained about how Oncie took the kids. That explained a lot and he wasn’t wrong, Oncie had told them they could share. It was just still such a new concept to her. Finding herself pulled into another deepened kiss by him, her blush returned full force, but she decided to return the kiss, shyly wrapping her arms around the other.  “I’m…actually pretty happy that we have time alone right now too. Hmn, so what’s on your mind..? What would you like to do now that you’ve finally gotten me all to yourself..?” Destiny gazed up at the other curiously, her heart racing as she already knew in her heart what he’d probably want.

[once-ler-time]

The man smiled warmly down at the beautiful woman beneath him and chuckled. The sun that shone on his skin lighting up those scars that adorned his body. “Well, to be quite honest, Des, I’d really like to make you mine. I want to make love to you. We’ve been together for the last 2 years now, living in the same house with Oncie. I’ve resisted many times! But I have permission, time, and the opportunity right now...” Verse trailed his fingers over his loved ones body. “If you’ll allow me of course...” He spoke heatedly as he leaned in to bring her into a few very longing kisses, his hands trying to work their way under her shirt.

[once-ler-time]

Verse stared a moment as a look of shock crossed his face. Did she just refer to him as Handsome..? Whoa, wait, did she think he was Oncie? The man opened his mouth to try and correct her until she started closing that gap. The moment her arms were around him he found himself blushing, a warm and very happy smile placed across his lips. “I did…especially with you at my side..” Feeling her fingers scratching over his bare back he shivered in delight. The man watched as Destiny nuzzled into his chest, without hesitation his arms wrapped around her to return the affection. “Did you sleep well..? You deserve it after dealing with the kids all night long and then our debate last night..” He raised an eyebrow, allowing his hands to take in every curve of her body as he gently rubbed her sides and back. 

[destiny-ler]

“Yes, I slept very well, thank you for asking..” Destiny smiled sweetly up at him. Leaning up she cupped his face softly, bringing him into a loving kiss, letting her thumb pet over his cheek. “I love you…” Her blue eyes started to focus on his blue eyes as she pulled back. Her face starting to turn a very deep red flushed color as she finally spotted the scar over his right eye.  “..Huh…? O-oh! W-wait, G-greedy!?” 

[once-ler-time]

His whole face lit up with a deepened blush as he found himself kissed so lovingly by her. Damn had he longed for this moment. He’d already gotten a taste of it the other night, but, he wasn’t about to deny he wanted more. He craved it like the plants craved water and sunshine. The moment he notices that she’s realized who he is a smirk graces itself to his face.  “I love you, too, Des...” A chuckle escaped his lips as he playfully switched their positions, gently pinning her to the bed under him. “Heh, yeah, It’s me... Oncie already left for work. He took the kids with him so you could have some more time to sleep and relax. Lucky for us, huh...? That means, we finally get some alone time. No need to be worried, remember, he said we could share... ” Verse leaned down and brought her into another deepened kiss himself this time. “Though if I’m being honest.. I’m glad right now that you’re all mine.”

[once-ler-time]

Verse stared a moment as a look of shock crossed his face. Did she just refer to him as Handsome..? Whoa, wait, did she think he was Oncie? The man opened his mouth to try and correct her until she started closing that gap. The moment her arms were around him he found himself blushing, a warm and very happy smile placed across his lips. “I did...especially with you at my side..” Feeling her fingers scratching over his bare back he shivered in delight. The man watched as Destiny nuzzled into his chest, without hesitation his arms wrapped around her to return the affection. “Did you sleep well..? You deserve it after dealing with the kids all night long and then our debate last night..” He raised an eyebrow, allowing his hands to take in every curve of her body as he gently rubbed her sides and back. 

[once-ler-time]

@destiny-ler Verse yawned as his blue eyes slowly opened up to the sensation of the sun coming in through the window and warming him up. His eyes slowly adjust to the brightness that filled the room. It’d been a pretty long night for him, Oncie and Destiny. A leak in the roof over his bed caused the three to share a bed after a lot of debating.  The Lorax had taken over the couch and there was no way he was going to sleep on the cold hard floor. So in the end he wound up laying beside Destiny with her stuck between both him and Oncie. Tiredly he reached his hand up to rub his eyes and turned to gaze upon Destiny.  Oncie had apparently left for work already, leaving just him and the sleeping beauty next to him. Quietly he continued to watch her sleep so peacefully. Nervously he reached his hand out to the sleeping maiden, running his fingers delicately through her hair and over her cheek. “Des...” His blue eyes stared longingly at her.

[extramadness]

[angelrage]

Pink Pompom Earrings - $4

[teacupconfections]

Destiny-ler [x] a cute little lady

want yours or another’s onceler/fandom oc part of the project??? send me a message with your request [x]

[once-ler-time]

A Stimboard I made for my Verse-Ler  (Greed-Ler) that I RP! 1. Represents the Tree’s he cuts and his inner depression/turmoil 2. His guitar because music is a way for him to vent. One of his few passions he still cares about. 3. Lava lamp, his hot rise to success. That and he loves Lava lamps. 4. His Axe. He doesn’t go anywhere without it. 5. Money! Something that still makes him very happy. 6. Still very much into selling Thneeds. 7. Coffee, his favorite drink, it’s as dark and bitter as he feels, something that he looks forward to every morning since Destiny makes it for him, helps him make it through his day. 8. More Thneeds. Please don’t reblog if you’re a kink blog or something like that. Sources: x / x / x / x / - / x / x / x / x  

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[stillwcitingarchive]

whenever i see mutuals answer headcanon questions about their muses

[allblackobsessed-deactivated201]

You will never ever annoy me if you

[ourjournals-deactivated20180112]

allblackobsessed:

Send me random anons.

Reply to my posts.

Send me an ask.

Reblog me.

Talk to me.

Say hello.

Give me random love.

“Bother” me.

So please stop thinking otherwise.

[trvffula-deactivated20200530]

He’s important.

[oncie]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in”, and I don’t wanna fit in.

Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

[fuck-customers]

Fuck Shoplifters

Today at work I spent two hours doing inventory adjustments for my department. The process is essentially, count the number of a product on the shelf and see if it matches the number the computer says we have, then change the computer number to the correct amount. One or two items missing is normal. Stuff gets miscounted or the wrong barcode gets scanned or maybe the tags fell off and we ring it up as something else. That’s just par for the course. 200+ items is not.

Today alone in just ONE department there was over $1200 of merchandise missing.

I’m going to get my butt chewed out because $1200 is missing from my department and I don’t know where it went. That’s $1200 that my store will have to cover. That’s $1200 that comes out of payroll budget, which is already way too thin. $1200 is almost exactly one months pay for one employee, meaning we will probably have to let someone go, because we are losing this amount on an almost daily basis.

Fuck you and your lame excuses. When you shoplift, it isn’t hurting the corporation. It’s hurting the employees.

When you shoplift it means that one of my coworkers won’t be able to pay her bills this month. It means she won’t be able to afford to eat every day. It means that my coworkers and I will have to find a way to sneak gas money into her purse so that she can get home.

It means that corporate is going to make us tighten security. We will have to purchase more cameras and more alarms and more tags, with money we don’t have, which means hours will get cut even more. It means we will have to participate in shrink prevention programs, like consenting to having our belongings searched before we leave because corporate still insists that most of our shrink is internal.

I can understand if you are stealing food because you’re hungry, or medicine because you’re sick. it’s still wrong, but I understand that and if I saw you stealing food or medicine, I would probably look the other way and pay for it myself.

But you can’t eat cosmetics, ok? You won’t die without lipstick. You won’t suffer because you don’t have Levi jeans. You won’t get sick because you don’t have a wallet & penknife gift set, you’re just being a shitty person.

Enjoy your $12.00 compacts you crudnuggets. I hope it’s worth our jobs.

[scaliefox]

This why you don’t frickin’ shoplift.

The owners of the company blame the workers for your asshole behavior and take it out on them. You’re literally hurting every day people working blue collar jobs, stocking shelves, and running tills just like you.

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots