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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate

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the most fucked up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time

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Letter from Virginia Woolf to Vincent van Gogh in Which They Try to Convince Each Other Not to Die

Vincent, who else but you could put the stars in the sky?

If you must cut something short, let it be only your ear,

not your life.

In June, the wildberry bushes will grow again,

the nightingales will follow us with sweet song

through the darkest

of our darknesses, and I will see Vita again.

Remember the wheat fields and orchards,

the view from your asylum window -

and I will remember my Leonard,

my long afternoon walks.

There is a saying that goes like this:

all geniuses go mad.

Well, my dear Vincent,

I’m quite certain we already have,

but

let’s not let the madness take us.

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Plot twist

Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. “Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall lmao”

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Plot Twist:

Mrs Weasley makes all her kids volunteer at the hospital, and she encourages ron to go talk to the coma patient who’s his age that no one ever visits

hermione is a smart girl who volunteers to read to coma patients in the hospitals

at first ron is like “back the fuck off, this is my gig” cause he’s 11 and he doesn’t like girls yet, but soon the two of them start to get along, and they talk to each other and pretend to include comatose harry in the conversation.

and ginny, who is still totally a badass, but also a hopeless romantic, kisses him like he’s sleeping beauty and might wake up

they both get weirdly protective of the boy the same age as them, who’s been in a coma for so long, and get really mad when the Dursleys decide to pull the plug

(petunia actually feels bad about it, because she did love her sister and harry is all there is left of her)

so ron and hermione hatch this elaborate scheme to keep harry alive by moving him around the hospital, so the doctors can’t ever find him

they get caught, and harry gets taken off life support and monitor gives out one long beep, and he’s dead

and then suddenly his heart starts beating again, and he blinks is eyes and sits up and goes “Ron? Hermione? …you don’t look how i pictured…”

and it turns out that harry really did have a lot of money left to him by his parents, and if he’d died the dursleys would have gotten all of it (vernon’s evil plot, prolly), but it’s 8 years later and he’s legal and gets all of it

but Mrs. Weasley totally takes him in because all of the weasley have grown fond of him over the years, despite never really getting to know him.

PS: hagrid was the janitor that talked to harry during the night shift

PPS: snape was the orderly who was always a little too rough with harry when cleaning him up or changing his sheets, because he didn’t give a fuck the kids in a coma, but then was surprisingly helpful to ron and hermione when they were trying to keep harry alive

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*slams fist on table* YES

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Neville visits his parents who are patients in the same hospital. Sometimes he sits and talks to Harry.

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And Dumbledore was an old patient at the hospital who has brain problems and always found his way into Harry’s room, and would always say weird, but helpful stuff to Harry

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You could rattle the stars,“ she whispered. “You could do anything, if only you dared. And deep down, you know it, too. That’s what scares you most.

Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass (via katherinehenson)

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😂 Happy Friday! #munsonmischief #funny #pun #friday

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Scrolling through the “puns” tag and annoying my roommate.

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Shortly after the Ferguson shooting, The Economist reported that police in England and Wales fired their weapons a total of four times during the past two years. Four times —meaning in two years they discharged fewer bullets policing 57 million people than were discharged into Michael Brown’s body on one afternoon.

Let that sink in nice and slowly.

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Shortly after the Ferguson shooting, The Economist reported that police in England and Wales fired their weapons a total of four times during the past two years. Four times —meaning in two years they discharged fewer bullets policing 57 million people than were discharged into Michael Brown’s body on one afternoon.

Let that sink in nice and slowly.

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