STARS && STRIPES

[penguinsweetest]

well, hello, Jim-you’re-standing-too-close moment

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[twofacedharveydent]

[artbytesslyn]

I’m in love with her

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[roleplaymemesforyou]

Tease my muse! (Nswish edition) Send:

❇ - To ‘casually’ touch their butt. ✦ - To bite them 💓 - To kiss them on neck ❦ - To kiss them on the stomach ☓ - To push them against a wall ₪ - To whisper something naughty into their ear ♒ - To slide an hand up their shirt ⇕ -  To slide an hand down their pants ◎ - To brush their crotch

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° ✧ GOTHAM PROMPTS.

triggers apply. mentions of death, murder and crime and offensive terms.

❛  You can’t have organized crime without law and order. ❛ You make a life of crime sound very noble. ❛ I love this city, and I see it going to hell.  ❛ You want me to keep quiet about all this? ❛ You want to say that a little louder? Not everybody heard. ❛ You’re just a little sinner like the rest of us. ❛ You can’t go around killing priests. At least not in public. ❛ The city’s sick. Sick in a way I hadn’t realized. ❛ I should put a bullet in your head right now. ❛ They will always hide the truth from you, but not me!  ❛ Gotham’s golden rule, no heroes. ❛ When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him. ❛ So what is your play? I mean, you got one, right? ❛ We’re gonna be dead in the streets in time for the evening edition. ❛ We have unfinished business. ❛ Hit me, and I’ll let you kiss me. ❛ You know I’d bring you back here in a second…if I could. ❛ That’s my name. I’m not sure about “famous.” ❛ A simple phone call would resolve things, I’m sure. ❛ Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that.  ❛ You’re like a human roller coaster, except you only go down. ❛ It’s a cupcake with a live bullet sticking out of it. ❛ I don’t got a thing for nobody. My thing is for me. ❛ The more you cut me, the bigger I grow. What am I? ❛ You notice I don’t ask you about your love life. ❛ I figured better here than sleeping on the street. ❛ Get your things. I’m taking you someplace safe. ❛ Is this… are you asking me a riddle? ❛ The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you’ll die. ❛ We’re all standing on the abyss, paralyzed by fear. ❛ Three dates, and I still haven’t been to your apartment. ❛ Perhaps it’s not our friends but… our enemies that define us. ❛ I’m just like the phoenix. I’ll just rise again and again and again. ❛ What can I say? You had me at homicide. ❛ Why would you do that? Why’d you even say that? ❛ I do like that you think of me as a loved one. ❛ Still looking for clues, sir? Or just breaking stuff? ❛ I’m trying to protect you. I’m trying to keep you safe. ❛ What have you done? Chop up your mommy? ❛ There’s nothing more contagious than laughter! ❛ That was strangely pleasant. Do it again. ❛ Hey, you’re psychic. So, tell me, do I kill?   ❛ Your legacy will be death and madness. ❛ Every evil bastard in the world was “just a kid” once. ❛ Crime unpunished is a crime in itself. ❛ Anyone who doesn’t wanna get shot, raise your hands! ❛ What good’s family if you’re a slave? ❛ Who cares if you’re free? What good’s freedom if you’re alone? ❛ You don’t have the stomach to kill me yourself?  ❛ I don’t like this any more than you, but it is the only way. ❛ What sickness? I’m not sick. ❛ Oh, please, that is such a ridiculous cliché… ❛ I’m not a criminal, you know. I’m just…insane. ❛ Come on, pull the damn trigger! ❛ I’m going out there, with or without you. ❛ That’s exactly what an insane person would say! ❛ I could tell you, but then I would have to lobotomize you. ❛ Why didn’t you kill me? I would’ve killed you in an instant.  ❛ I think maybe you’re not cut out for this after all. ❛ There’s something between us. You have to see that. ❛ Well, how would you ever know if you don’t give it a try? ❛ You don’t have any whiskey, do you? ❛ We’ll contact you when the time is right. Enjoy your evening. ❛ Focus on the good you can do, that’s what counts. ❛ The badge holds expectations. People want a hero, and I’m not. ❛ The only question is, where do you stand? ❛ Oh my God, you guys are a couple? ❛ If I’m right, we can have way more than vengeance.  ❛ This is just a classic case of wrong place, wrong time.  ❛ Damn you for telling me this now! ❛ You seep into people’s lives until you destroy them. ❛ I know I’ve been dead, but doesn’t that sound a little crazy to you? ❛ And when morning comes, you too shall be reborn. ❛ Leave it to death to give you a whole new perspective on life.  ❛ Don’t ever touch me again or tell me what to do. ❛ You won’t see me coming, and you won’t feel a thing. ❛ I got plenty of darkness inside me, I just don’t dwell on it. ❛ I destroy everything and everyone around me. ❛ You want revenge, kill yourself.

[oncefought]

sorry about a lack of activity guys. I started working last week, and I’m trying to squeeze my way into college. But! Whenever I get the chance I’ll hop in here like today.

[papergun]

           “Didn’t think I’d see a familiar face in Nuka World. What’cha doing here? Not hanging around those raiders, are ya?” Piper drawls her question, a sweating bottle of Nuka Grape in her gloved grip. The only thing she’s really enjoying about this damn place is all the different types of Nuka she’s been able to taste, and she’s not even finished with her list yet. 

[oncefought]

        “Boot camp instructor always told me to keep my enemies closer.” Came his reply, a drag of cigarette following. “Of course if this place wasn’t crawling with slaves and other travelers, I’d probably just nuke it.” There’s a pause in his reply, a shake of his head, caught in a train of thought, tracks not going where he wanted. 

[forcewith]

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY SENTENCE MEME

possible spoilers.

‘ whatever i do, i do it to protect you. ‘

‘ you’re confusing peace with terror. ‘

‘ have to start somewhere. ‘

‘ you will never win. ‘

‘ come. we have a long ride ahead of us. ‘

‘ is that ___ ? he/she/they look a little different than i imagined.’

‘ what part of ‘urgent message’ do you guys not understand ? ‘

‘ you want to get out of here ? ‘

‘ congratulations. you are being rescued. ‘

‘ i like to think he/she’s/they’re dead. it makes things easier. ‘

‘ i’ve never had the luxury of political opinions. ‘

‘ what we need is someone who can get us through the door without being killed. ‘

‘ that is a bad idea. i think so, and so does ___. ‘

‘ you find him/her/them, you kill him/her/them. then and there. ‘

‘ why does he/she/they get a ___ and i don’t ? ‘

‘ i find that answer vague and unconvincing. ‘

‘ trust goes both ways. ‘

‘ i will not fail. ‘

‘ yes, i’m speaking to you. ‘

‘ for that answer, you must pay. ‘

‘ we’re not here to make friends. ‘

‘ tell me you have a back-up plan. ‘

‘ there are a lot of explosions for two people blending in. ‘

‘ quiet ! ‘

‘ and there’s a fresh one if you mouth off again. ‘

‘ let them pass in peace. ‘

‘ is your foot alright ? ‘

‘ you almost shot me ! ‘

‘ there is more than one sort of prison, ___. i sense you carry yours wherever you go. ‘

‘ not a day goes by where i don’t think of you. ‘

‘ did they send you – ? did you come here to kill me ? ‘

‘ all it’s ever brought me is pain. ‘

‘ i will run no longer, but you must save yourself. ‘

‘ it’s beautiful. ‘

‘ i’m not very optimistic about our odds. ‘

‘ i believe i owe you an apology, ___. your work exceeds all expectations. ‘

‘ we stand here amidst my achievement, not yours ! ‘

‘ does he/she/they look like a killer ? ‘

‘i don’t need luck, i have you. ‘

‘ i have so much to tell you. ‘

‘ you lied to me. ‘

‘ you’re in shock. ‘

‘ you’re in shock, and looking for someplace to put it. i’ve seen it before.’

‘ i had every chance to pull the trigger. but did i ? ‘

‘ i had orders. orders that i disobeyed. but you wouldn’t understand that. ‘

‘ we don’t all have the luxury of deciding when we want to care about something. ‘

‘ you’re not the only one who lost everything. some of us just decided to do something about it. ‘

‘ be careful not to choke on your aspirations, ___. ‘

‘ what chance do we have ? the question is, what choice ? ‘

‘ the time to fight is now. ‘

‘ every time i walked away from something i wanted to forget, i told myself it was for a cause i believed in. ‘

‘ i couldn’t face myself if i gave up now. ‘

‘ ___, i’ll be there for you. ‘

‘ ___ said i had to. ‘

‘ not used to people sticking around when things go bad. ‘

‘ welcome home. ‘

‘ one fighter with a sharp stick and nothing left to lose can take the day. ‘

‘ make ten men feel like a hundred. ‘

‘ good luck, little sister/brother. ‘

‘ i’ve got a bad feeling about this – ‘

‘ light it up. ‘

‘ why does nobody ever tell me anything, ___ ? ‘

‘ here. you wanted one, right ? ‘

‘ your behavior, ___, is continually unexpected. ‘

‘ ___ ! come back ! please ! ‘

‘ ___, don’t go. don’t go. i’m here. i’m here. ‘

‘ it’s okay. it’s okay. ‘

‘ this is for you, ___. ‘

‘ do you think anybody’s listening ? ‘

‘ you may fire when ready. ‘

‘ ___ would have been proud of you. ‘

[twofacedharveydent]

[youfoundbethany]

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I’m Stil Standing | Elton John

Couldn’t stop thinking about this song after it was officially midnight in Texas (according to you know, regular clocks, not David Dewhurts’s  watch).  

It’s inspiring a little bit of an idea in my head.  Let’s see where this goes… 

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° ✧ GOTHAM PROMPTS.

triggers apply. mentions of death, murder and crime and offensive terms.

❛  You can’t have organized crime without law and order. ❛ You make a life of crime sound very noble. ❛ I love this city, and I see it going to hell.  ❛ You want me to keep quiet about all this? ❛ You want to say that a little louder? Not everybody heard. ❛ You’re just a little sinner like the rest of us. ❛ You can’t go around killing priests. At least not in public. ❛ The city’s sick. Sick in a way I hadn’t realized. ❛ I should put a bullet in your head right now. ❛ They will always hide the truth from you, but not me!  ❛ Gotham’s golden rule, no heroes. ❛ When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him. ❛ So what is your play? I mean, you got one, right? ❛ We’re gonna be dead in the streets in time for the evening edition. ❛ We have unfinished business. ❛ Hit me, and I’ll let you kiss me. ❛ You know I’d bring you back here in a second…if I could. ❛ That’s my name. I’m not sure about “famous.” ❛ A simple phone call would resolve things, I’m sure. ❛ Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that.  ❛ You’re like a human roller coaster, except you only go down. ❛ It’s a cupcake with a live bullet sticking out of it. ❛ I don’t got a thing for nobody. My thing is for me. ❛ The more you cut me, the bigger I grow. What am I? ❛ You notice I don’t ask you about your love life. ❛ I figured better here than sleeping on the street. ❛ Get your things. I’m taking you someplace safe. ❛ Is this… are you asking me a riddle? ❛ The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you’ll die. ❛ We’re all standing on the abyss, paralyzed by fear. ❛ Three dates, and I still haven’t been to your apartment. ❛ Perhaps it’s not our friends but… our enemies that define us. ❛ I’m just like the phoenix. I’ll just rise again and again and again. ❛ What can I say? You had me at homicide. ❛ Why would you do that? Why’d you even say that? ❛ I do like that you think of me as a loved one. ❛ Still looking for clues, sir? Or just breaking stuff? ❛ I’m trying to protect you. I’m trying to keep you safe. ❛ What have you done? Chop up your mommy? ❛ There’s nothing more contagious than laughter! ❛ That was strangely pleasant. Do it again. ❛ Hey, you’re psychic. So, tell me, do I kill?   ❛ Your legacy will be death and madness. ❛ Every evil bastard in the world was “just a kid” once. ❛ Crime unpunished is a crime in itself. ❛ Anyone who doesn’t wanna get shot, raise your hands! ❛ What good’s family if you’re a slave? ❛ Who cares if you’re free? What good’s freedom if you’re alone? ❛ You don’t have the stomach to kill me yourself?  ❛ I don’t like this any more than you, but it is the only way. ❛ What sickness? I’m not sick. ❛ Oh, please, that is such a ridiculous cliché… ❛ I’m not a criminal, you know. I’m just…insane. ❛ Come on, pull the damn trigger! ❛ I’m going out there, with or without you. ❛ That’s exactly what an insane person would say! ❛ I could tell you, but then I would have to lobotomize you. ❛ Why didn’t you kill me? I would’ve killed you in an instant.  ❛ I think maybe you’re not cut out for this after all. ❛ There’s something between us. You have to see that. ❛ Well, how would you ever know if you don’t give it a try? ❛ You don’t have any whiskey, do you? ❛ We’ll contact you when the time is right. Enjoy your evening. ❛ Focus on the good you can do, that’s what counts. ❛ The badge holds expectations. People want a hero, and I’m not. ❛ The only question is, where do you stand? ❛ Oh my God, you guys are a couple? ❛ If I’m right, we can have way more than vengeance.  ❛ This is just a classic case of wrong place, wrong time.  ❛ Damn you for telling me this now! ❛ You seep into people’s lives until you destroy them. ❛ I know I’ve been dead, but doesn’t that sound a little crazy to you? ❛ And when morning comes, you too shall be reborn. ❛ Leave it to death to give you a whole new perspective on life.  ❛ Don’t ever touch me again or tell me what to do. ❛ You won’t see me coming, and you won’t feel a thing. ❛ I got plenty of darkness inside me, I just don’t dwell on it. ❛ I destroy everything and everyone around me. ❛ You want revenge, kill yourself.

[thefreshprinceofjunes]

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[twofacedharveydent]

Where’s Galavan? Tell me! Where is Galavan?!

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