BIBLIOPHAGIST

[tolkien-shitposting]

[lanayrusea]

Witcher III (2015)

Ciri: slaying various beasties, winning horse races, saving abandoned children from evil witches

Geralt:

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[medievalthymes]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[windwenn]

Does frodo baggins know he's gay

[pinoruno]

i love this tweet

[reddherring777]

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

[thoodleoo]

ancient dog names, courtesy of ovid

melampus: blackfoot

ichnobates: tracker

pamphagos: glutton

dorceus: gazelle

oribasos: hiker

nebrophonos: deercatcher

laelape: hurricane

theron: hunter

pterelas: wingy boy

agre: hunter 2

hylaeus: woody

nape: valley girl

poemenis: shep

harpyia: snatchy

ladon: bitey

dromas: speedy

canache: loudmouth

sticte: spot

tigris: tiger

alce: strong girl

leucon: whitey

asbolos: soot

lacon: howler

aello: stormy

thoos: fast boy

cyprius: cyprus boy

lycisce: wolfdog

harpalos: snatchy 2

melaneus: blacky

lachne: fuzzy girl

labros: rowdy boy

argiodus: white fang

hylactor: barker

melanchaetes: black-hair

theridamas: killer

orestriphos: mountain boy

[stickfiguregods]

It should be added that these all occur in one short passage as they eat their master Actaeon.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

play that hurdy gurdy white boy

[glowcowboy]

without arts & crafts we are in hell

[batbetbitbotbut]

with arts & crafts the hell is of our own making

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

just a friendly new year’s eve reminder that if you accepted a challenge from a green knight this time last year you’re due tomorrow at the green chapel to get beheaded. time to get a move on

[brightbluedot]

harry makes it in time to find sally at new year's every time bc of the sheer Power of the audience hoping that he will. if people ever stop believing, he will not be fast enough. but this has never happened once in the whole expanse of time.

[sarakipin]

🌲 🐁 👑 🕯️

[hekate-offical]

can we normalise men putting on some fucking clothes

[killer-fish-offical]

More naked men please, keep clothes off of them

[registry-offical]

Romans making statues vs. Greeks making statues

[9e978e]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: the legendary sword Andúril stabbed clean through the screen and keyboard of a MacBook on the floor /End ID]

[beggars-opera]